Am

Yeet haw!

[Am @amfalsegod]

If this dog doesn't get the best actress in next year's Oscars, I'm slapping the shit out of the presenter!!
#777CharlieInCinemas

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Israeli right-wing opposition party accuses Netanyahu of being “pro-Palestine” in new election ad.

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

Captain Smit Machchhar tells PM Modi that he recited Hanuman Chalisa during the Fly Dubai mid-air cockpit emergency.

"whenever in difficulty, he recites Hanuman Chalisa", Smit says

[ZuiP @JbTopGdYea]

You forgot the most important part of the story, she was killed by Palestinian terrorists.

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

lmk if you want a video demo

[Gabe Nicholson @gabe_mohit]

Support Walter White

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

The bakchodi I do in front of my friends after getting drunk

[Saiswaroopa Iyer @Sai_swaroopa]

If you are OK with malpractice in exams, your fight against paperleaks was hypocritical at best.

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

When pets use pillows as pillows

[Harshith Ganesh @harshith_ganesh]

Green line metro

Mej to jayngr Jayngr to RV

[Daniel Vaca-Pereira @dvacapereira]

La publicación que me apareció hoy de la nada. Y los comentarios…

[Ilya Abyzov @IlyaAbyzov]

Duo changes everything.

[Swapnanil Dhol @SwapnanilDhol]

Gotta get the iPhone duo so I can open Rapido on the right and Namma Yatri on the left 😑🥲

[Luisa @Luisa__Nino]

estas cosas pasan cuando vos acabas de salir al mercado laboral

[arman @ksw_arman]

new performative SWE era incoming

[Anushka @Kulfei]

उठो पार्थ, Astra उठाओ

[Railmaxxer @railmaxxer]

Kerala's most important cities are Mangaluru and Bengaluru

[ವಿಬಾ | Vibaa @Beluru_Hudugi]

M stands for Migration

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Most real readers had that Dan Brown Phase.