April

a real down to Mars girl 👽

[April @amh23_]

@HamillHimself I know you're there. Show me some love 🤗🤗

[Incubus @IncubusBand]

TOMORROW

[April @amh23_]

Noooooo Bob 😭😭

[Jeff @IAM_FREE_]

RIP to the GOAT Bob Barker

Whether it was being home from school sick or during the summer I never missed a show. Thanks for the memories

[April @amh23_]

Straight people are weird

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Losing my mind at this llama dressed like a groomsman

[April @amh23_]

Sleep? What’s that?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating 'Garfield' Creator Jim Davis https://t.co/quYFPeKwE7

[April @amh23_]

RIP TO THE REALEST 😭😭😭

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO THERE
GO
GO WHO
GO FUCK YOURSELF WHO YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

RESPECT THE LEGEND FOREVER 😢

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

FYI there’s a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility.

It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread.

I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Fans Speculate Who Taylor Swift Might Be Talking About In New Song ‘My Weird Little Racist Guy’ https://t.co/blYf3z71Rf

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

JUST IN: Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg, who's looking into Donald Trump's role in providing hush money to Stormy Daniels, is now ALSO looking into an additional $150,000 payment to a DIFFERENT former Playboy model who claimed to have had an affair with Trump.

This is significant because it raises the possibility that Trump could be charged with participating in the silencing of BOTH women. It also may explain the delay with the grand jury.

This is not good news for Donald Trump.

We’ll update with developments as they come!

[April @amh23_]

Hey @RedSox , do some weird things for my mom plz.

[kitserz @kitserz]

if there’s no adderall anywhere and vyvanse has been ineffective, insurance has to be willing to pay for the expensive stuff sorry about it!

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Hi! As we speak:

- the ceo of tiktok is being interrogated by congress with intent to ban TikTok in America

- anti lgbtqia legislation is being passed banning gender affirming health care & drag shows

- Jim Crow era laws are being reinstated in Mississippi

[April @amh23_]

My baby cousin doing big things ♥️♥️♥️

[Riley @RileyHeroux]

I am going to be a Pediatrician and an Emergency Medicine physician! Thrilled to have matched at my top choice at @UMEmergencyMed #UMPeds combined #EMPeds residency!

#Match2023 #UMDPedsMatch2023 #MedTwitter #pedsmatch2023 #EMBound

[Carter Baizen @rachellacroixs]

Me entering the hunger games knowing I’m not even going to try

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I don’t care if someone works at Burger King, Walmart, Dollar General—anywhere. If someone is working full time, there is no reason their paycheck shouldn’t cover food & rent.

This shouldn’t be controversial.

[Lily Potkin @MissPotkin]

So my friend called me this morning to talk about something that happened to her last night. She’s been trying to find someone to date…extremely casually. She doesn’t have time for a full blown relationship and basically all she wants is a nice man to have sex with.