Amit Ray ✨

[amm6600 @ammo236085965]

@iNikhilsaini I don’t understand ., why all this when you can hack EVM and win of course 🙄

[A$AP @prodbyasap_]

Abe yaar iske bharose toh mein wifi nahi lagaya tha ab laptop kaise chalau

[Amit Ray ✨ @amit25kkkk]

@WarlockHindu Khidki khol leti ,150 bach jaate

[Amit Ray ✨ @amit25kkkk]

@jyotiTpandey05 Agar takleef ho toh mat jao duty.... Is it that big deal

[@Author_ Jyoti @jyotiTpandey05]

Had it been a woman asking for leave, these simps would have bent over backwards to accommodate her.

[Amit Ray ✨ @amit25kkkk]

@AshwiniUpadhyay Uski salary 80 khazaar hai.... convert to INR

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Read this story.

Once, a king was traveling through his kingdom. He wanted to ban brothels, so he was inspecting them.

The prostitutes were angry because of it.

They'd have to do real work instead of selling themselves to make money.

One prostitute shouted - King, are you impotent? Have sex with me, or you're not a real man.

The other prostitutes started laughing.

The king simply ignored her and kept walking.

The minister asked - Why didn't you say anything?

The king replied - Would a king ever go to a prostitute? Even talking to one is beneath him.

Learn the lesson.

Kings don't argue with whores. Let them laugh.

[Ronit Pereira @CAronitpereira]

“In 2008, I lost 75% of my wealth. But fortunately, I manage my wife’s money and she never asks me what the portfolio is worth.” 😂

“But after the crisis, I started investing again and if I had started with Rs. 6 initially, today it’s worth Rs. 2,000.”

“It’s a mind boggling CAGR.”

- Rajiv Khanna (Husband of Dolly Khanna)

[Sahil⁻™ @SahilSalotra1]

POV: "If we had Ishan Kishan instead of Surya Kumar Yadav in 2023 WC, we would have won the trophy"

Meanwhile Ishan Kishan in 2023 WC:

[Sandeep @Sandeep24619678]

@ayesha_fatiima 13 years he earned alot stop portraying him as victim. There are people in India who can afford minimum living.

[mindblock 🦁🌎 @milookadini]

Christopher Nolan in 7 years:

- Batman Begins
- The Prestige
- The Dark Knight
- Inception
- The Dark Knight Rises

Rajamouli in 6 years:

- RRR

[AdityaRRaj @RR_for_LIFE]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Reports are suggesting that Washington Sundar is likely to replace Rohit Sharma as the new ODI opener from next series.

Coach Gambhir believes left right opening combination will be effective for the team and Hardik Pandya will replace Washington in middle order

[Amit Ray ✨ @amit25kkkk]

@siddocode Tu kabhi samjhega nhi babu

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

तौलिया और कंबल चुराये चोट्टी जनता,
और 5000 कटे 15000 तनख्वाह वाले से।
बड़ी ना इंसाफ़ी है रे🤡

CCTV से फ़ुटेज निकलवा के प्लेटफार्म स्क्रीन पे चलवाना चालू कर दो, सारी चोरी ख़त्म हो जाएगी।

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

Pure Petrol Price

₹97/L - Bhutan
₹98/L - Afghanistan
₹102/L - Pakistan
₹106/L - Nepal
₹112/L - Bangladesh
₹141/L - Sri Lanka
₹167/L - India 🇮🇳

Don't raise voice..
FIR will be done 🙏

[Hriday @Hriday1812]

India vs Pakistan is the most overrated and overhyped rivalry in Cricket. It stopped being a rivalry post 2011 WC. Nowadays, the Pakistan team isn’t even good enough to hold a candle to Sri Lanka or Bangladesh. Yet these cucks get wet at the dream of having Ind vs Pak matches.

[Balu Gorade @BaluGorade]

I never thought I'd say this... but I'm slowly moving from mutton to chicken.

Leaner protein, and good mutton is getting harder to find.

Anyone else?

[Shaz @shazcodes]

Indian IT culture runs on fear.

Fear of losing job.

Fear of bad appraisal.

Fear of manager's anger.

Fear of being replaced.

Nobody works for growth.

Everyone works because they're scared.

That's not culture.

That's survival.

[floki @Unfeel34]

Sachin 🇮🇳 was great on flat pitches. He was a great accumulater of runs but he wasn't a genius like Lara 🌴.

In Jonty Rhodes' 🇿🇦 own words...

[Amit Ray ✨ @amit25kkkk]

@AMP86793444 W023 world final me hagne wala opener