Fellas, if you bring a โgirlโ home and youโre still not 100% sureโฆ
Make some fries, crack a drink, and say, โBabe, can you grab the ketchup from the fridge real quick?โ
If she opens the door and justโฆ stands there like itโs the fucking Matrixโฆ
Bro, thatโs a man. ๐
If you are not working hard to elect @RepDanGoldman for Congress just watch this video of @bradlander who is now leading in the polls and you will be volunteering tomorrow to help Dan.
We cannot let this kind of anti-semitism win.
๐ขMISSING CHILD: Hanoch Eliasi, 9, was last seen in Bnei Brak wearing a cream-colored short-sleeved shirt, black pants and a black kippah. Israeli police are requesting the public's assistance in locating him.
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๐จTORONTO: STOP SCROLLING.
A 14-year-old Jewish girl is missing.
Her name is Esther. Her family and friends call her Esti.
She has been missing since Friday night, May 15.
She was last seen after midnight near Bathurst and Hotspur.
She had no shoes.
If you know anything, even something that feels small, call it in now.
Do not wait.
Do not assume someone else called.
Toronto Police: 647-355-4148
Shomrim Toronto: 647-557-6735
Someone knows something. Make sure they see this.
Imagine ordering @aloyoga and opening the package to find empty wrappers with a handwritten note saying: โDeath to the IDF,โ โFree Palestine,โ and โHamas will win.โ
Thatโs what an Israeli woman received instead of her order from Aloโs international site.
The individual responsible should immediately be terminated.
This Islamic radical is working security at LaGuardia Airport in New York.
He threatened to kill Jews last night.
Can we make this go viral to raise awareness so he can be arrested?
A fifth-grade teacher asks her class how many were Kamala fans. Despite not knowing what a Kamala fan was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands except for little Johnny.
The teacher looks over to Johnny and asks, โJohnny, why are you being different again?โ
Johnny replies, โWell, because Iโm not a Kamala fan.โ
โWhy arenโt you a Kamala fan?โ
Johnny replies, โBecause Iโm a Republican.โ The teacher scoffs and says, โOh really? Why are you a Republican?โ
Little Johnny responds, โWell, my mom is a Republican, my dad is a Republican, so Iโm a Republican.โ
She then says, โOh really? Then what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? What would that make you?โ
Little Johnny smiles and says, โA Kamala fan.โ