Holly

Mom. Wife. Catholic. I mostly RT people who are funnier than me.

[Holly @amnapping]

The point of House was never "will he figure this out?" It was, "When he figures this out, what will it be?"

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

People don’t know how to watch TV anymore and Hugh Laurie did exactly what he needed to do

[kiwi 🪡🧭🦎 @kiwehhhhh]

lately my 4-yr-old has been really into dry, uncooked everything bagels. so this has resulted in him asking us for an "everything bagel with nothing" which is objectively really funny

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

[Rep. Debbie Dingell @RepDebDingell]

There’s not enough Diet Coke in the world to make this Monday go by any faster.

[Holly @amnapping]

@MannyMarotta @FlytingAelflore @loosenedspirit What did they say??

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.

[phantéau @_wangwe]

The first time hearing your friend on a work call is hilarious. Because what are you talking about? Who is that? Are there people who actually listen to you when you’re speaking like this? Are you important?

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

out of all the writing I’ve encountered about raising little kids, I think this is the piece I’m most grateful to have read

[Max @Gottalovemax]

the problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.

[Holly @amnapping]

@parsons_tor Obviously religion.

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

no happiness allowed

[Br. Anselm Dominic LeFave, O.P. @frateranselmus]

"Who can accept it?"

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A contronym is a single word with two definitions that are contradictory. For instance, dust can mean to cover with dust, but also to remove dust, and seed can mean to plant seeds, but also to remove seeds.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

i lost the pumpkin carving contest which is insane

[Holly @amnapping]

This account should get some sort of award for its (ongoing) coverage of 9/11.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Workers at Ground Zero successfully recover a secure vault owned by the Bank of Nova Scotia containing more than $20 million in gold and silver bullion.

The vault survived the collapse, but there was some damage to the bullion.

[Holly @amnapping]

I learned nothing in keyboard class. All my skill comes from AIM.

[remx @biigrem]

No one’s a faster typer than an elder millennial who took a keyboard class in middle school.

[Father Brian O'Brien @frobrien]

A reminder to all the kids out there that 10% of your candy goes to the Church.

[Aelin @linnssins]

plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

[expensivethrift @expensivethrift]

a reunion with an old friend

[Holly @amnapping]

Having an American pope is the greatest thing ever.

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Pope Leo XIV bringing the jokes meeting with Villanova and Notre Dame 😂:

“Growing up on the south side of Chicago, we oftentimes heard, “Go Irish!”

But, as you all know, Prevost graduated from Villanova.

So the Pope doesn't take sides.

Prevost has another opinion, but we won't do that now.”

[Holly @amnapping]

I told my 5yo to find something flat like a card to use as a bookmark.