Shaan Amonkar

A proud cityzen💙
A die hard RCB fan❤
I tweet lame stuff ONLY.

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

@ThatSimrantShow Thank God my bike is blue.

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

Q : Why is dark spelt dark and not darc?
A : Cause you can't c in the dark.

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

What do you call a pen that walks away?
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#lameloki

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

My friend owned a Creta. She sold it and bought a new Creta.
I told her the old one is shit now.
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She didn't respond.
She knew something lame was coming up.
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Finally she asked. WHY?😒
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Me : ExCreta
#GloriousPurpose

[Bhukkad_Bear @Bhukkad_Bear]

A shoutout to all the employers!🙌🏻

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

Happy birthday topper wale bhaiya. @ShaunakKane

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@VishuddhiChakra Definitely NOT.

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

RCB yet to win and she's yet to be mine.

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

If RCB wins IPL 2021 I will definitely ask her out. 🙂

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It's not Poland vs Iceland tonight.
Its the SKIs vs the SONs.

#EURO2020 #FriendlyMatch

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

What did the dad drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

If you put your picture in the locket, you can then say you're INDEPENDENT.

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@ShaunakKane @ChelseaFC @ManCity Nice of you to imagine this. But I'd bunk the whole day bro😑

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

Tough times don't last forever they say. I have been proud what the blue side of Manchester has done over the last decade. This decade will be ours too.
An amazing journey comes to an end though😭
#Cityzen forever 💙
Congratulations @ChelseaFC
@ManCity will bounce back hard.

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

@avdh_47 My phone's broke bro 😢
Nashib vaat lagla re 😪

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

Now that's a lineup.
#citychelsea #UCLFinal

[Sam Lee @SamLee]

City will be back in a final soon but that's close to unforgivable

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

@TotScotts Gracias señorita.

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

@Kadir_khann And yet princesses kiss them.

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

@TotScotts Success is relative. You could be rich and call it Success. You could be an amazing chef and call it p success. Or you could just live your life the best way possible and call it SUCCESS💙

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

@diksha_amonker @batataa_wadaa Match pai oogi🤫

[Shaan Amonkar @amonkar_shaan]

I was wondering why the ball got bigger. Then it hit me.