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[Myztro_4.0 @Amonmr_lowcut]

@EsirEid Aisee

[NEYMAR JR @11hayt]

mbappé es la MAYOR mentira de la historia del futbol:

- Ningún título importante desde 2018
- 0 champions con 28 años
- Se va del PSG y ganan 2 UCL seguidas
- Llega al Real Madrid y 0 títulos en 2 años
- Único humano en tener 18 años en 2018 habiendo nacido en 1998
- 1 gol de falta en toda su carrera
- Falla el único penalti de Francia en la EURO 2021
- Se mofó después de engañar al Madrid 3 veces en el estadio del PSG mientras los fans gritaban “Put* Real Madrid”
- 1 gol en semis/final de UCL en los últimos 10 años (aún jugaba en el Mónaco y hasta gerard martín tiene mas)
- 0 balones de oro en la era mas sencilla de la historia
- Estuvo saliendo con un hombre
- Vive de un hattrick (2 de penalti) y un título de hace casi 10 años
- Se hace el lesionado para evitar hacer rídiculos para luego aparecer en 3 países diferentes de vacaciones con su novia
- Si cr7 o messi jugasen en las superplantillas de francia llevarían +30 goles, pero mientras a unos les toca biglia + enzo perez o moutinho + veloso al otro le toca pogba + kanté
- Nunca es señalado cuando su equipo pierde (protegido por la prensa)
- Sus fans dicen que es el mejor del mundo y todo lo que ven de él es por tiktok o sofascore (nunca 5 partidos seguidos para ver que sus equipos no juegan a nada)
- Lleva +5 años jugando de 9 y aún no sabe jugar de 9
- Pierde la final de Supercopa y se ríe de Xabi Alonso diciendo que no va a hacer pasillo (ejemplo de deportividad)
- “Pichichi de la liga 2025/26” solo 2 goles mas que el descendido Muriqi y solo 6 goles en la segunda vuelta de la liga (donde realmente se juegan los puntos)
- “Bota de Oro de la UCL” 13/15 goles fueron contra Olympiacos, Marsella, Kairat Almaty, Benfica y Monaco

[Myztro_4.0 @Amonmr_lowcut]

@iamFallacy Vijana walinde migongo

[𝛴𝐿 @Mr_Onyeaka]

They did it to us and we did it to others, no one is truly innocent 😢

[JULIUS ㊗️ @XBig30]

This is the funniest red card I've ever seen in football 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Diego Simeone: “It seems Barcelona is playing a different sport from the one we're playing”.

“They didn't have a number 9 striker, then Raphinha showed up and scored 12 goals”.

“And Yamal, if I'm not mistaken, scored 7”.

“They press you in your own stadium and steal your time, and they don't fear taking risks and conceding a goal”, told ESPN.

“They are the BEST now”.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

My 74 father-in-law sat down with a bottle and told me the TRUTH.

Our mothers' generation were doing the SAME shit. The only difference is there was no Instagram to record it.

He left his first wife - cheating.
Second wife - cheating.

And the CRAZIEST one - his ex-wife cheated on him, left him, gave ANOTHER man his son.

He only found out because her own cousin snitched and said "that kid with your ex-wife's new man looks just like you."

He went and saw the kid. His blood. Another man raising his son thinking it's his.

This is 51 years ago years ago. No phones. No social media.

They were cheating with neighbors, with bosses. The only way you caught them was if you came home unannounced or a neighbor told you.

So don't give me this "women back then were loyal" fantasy. They were just better at HIDING it.

Modern women are not worse. Their cheating is just TELEVISED.

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

The reason you’re not hearing from Madrid’s servants from the England branch is because they’re also fighting for their life. 😂😂

[Myztro_4.0 @Amonmr_lowcut]

@prettyfancy_01 Mtu anaweza hisi ni utani kumbe injili ndo inapelekwa hvo

[Extreme Introvert🧕💫 @Sincerelyrahma7]

Mtu anatoka chuo anakabidhiwa funguo za bonge la hardware asimamie, hapo alipo anaishi kwenye moja ya apartments za mzee wake, anadrive crown ya bi mkubwa wake maana mzee hataki utani na maford ranger yake

Halafu wewe mnaeishi kwenye nyumba ya kushare choo cha nje familia nzima ndo unataka kushindana nae?! Unasubiri ajira za serikali ushindane nae?! Na babako anaemiliki pikipiki imechanika seat cover?! Na simu yako ya kutop up isiyokaa na charge hiyo?!

HAYA SAWA😂

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

El Clownico

[Miss Kawhi👑 @HKuriah]

“He makes me lie down in green pastures."

[𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐃. 𝐏𝐔𝐘𝐎𝐋🥷🏻 @koCyrus6]

“Yamal didn’t score in the WC final, so he did nothing.”

But Ronaldo “won” Portugal the Euros without scoring in the final. 😂😭

The logic is hilarious.

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

Mate. Raphinha and Yamal are LEVELS. LEVELSSSSS.

[PASTA JOSHUA @pastajoshuatz]

China,Korea,Japan,India,Vietnam,Hongkong,haya mataifa yanaabudu sanamu hayana Quran wala Biblia na wameendelea kuliko sisi tunaosubiria kwenda mbinguni🥸

[MC @CrewsMat10]

“I’ve outdone Mbappe in all the titles”

SPEAK YOUR SHIT YOUNG GOAT. 😂🔥

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Why do you think women waited for the Industrial Revolution before fighting for the right to vote and work?

You think they didn't SEE those jobs? Coal mines were there. War was there. Digging ditches, building railroads, dying at 30 from hard labor…that was there for THOUSANDS of years.

They were QUIET. No protests. No "we want equal rights to work in the mines."

Then suddenly... factories. Offices. Chairs. AC. Typewriters. Safe, clean, indoor work that men invented with machines.

NOW it's "We deserve to work! We deserve to vote!" we are oppressed.

Feminism wasn't a random awakening.

It was a planned movement timed perfectly for when being a man stopped meaning hard labor and started meaning privilege.

They didn't want equality with men. You wanted equality with the REWARDS men created AFTER they did all the suffering

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

The only proof a woman loves you is her spending on you. Not sex

[Myztro_4.0 @Amonmr_lowcut]

@its_mubah Hao wafata mikumbo hawajui ku invest hakuwez kukakutoa kweny umaskin,hyo ni kwa ajil ya watu weny pesa excess waendelee kuikuza

[Myztro_4.0 @Amonmr_lowcut]

@Blue_Footy You are just another dick rider for madrid vince we know what you are