corey

Working on things

[corey @amputated_mind]

Fake drank and soviet afghan conflict documentaries

[corey @amputated_mind]

@heyekik You're never wrong

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

I totally understand minions lol

[Christian @winner999dollar]

Brad Paisley and LL Cool J’s 2013 song Accidental Racist probably couldve ended racial prejudice forever, unfortunately the power of nominative determinism made it accidentally racist. They should’ve called it “Song That Will End Racial Prejudice Forever”

[corey @amputated_mind]

@mao_zidane Hahahahahaha

[corey @amputated_mind]

@mao_zidane Are u fr

[corey @amputated_mind]

Good Riddance

[corey @amputated_mind]

@filer0040 @PendejoTime @jakebrodes @len0killer

[MANA @ReptilianHybrid]

Last time a girl convinced me to smoke wit her I ended up using a knife on myself tryna cut out the microchip

[Cameron @CameronDiaz]

I JUST got a super cool new app called Twitter. Twelloooo!!!

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

Is The Warrior's Way Unstoppable or Tangled in Harry Potter's Deathly Hallows echoing I Love Phillip Morris' Burlesque Megamind? Uhave 30mns

[corey @amputated_mind]

@boobswallower This was in DFW so the TSA guy thought he was John Wick and did not think i was very charming unfortunately

[corey @amputated_mind]

Getting patted down on almost 1000mg of delta 8 at the airport because my pants have too many pockets

[corey @amputated_mind]

The streams flowing to Lake Wenatchee healed me a couple weeks ago i think

[corey @amputated_mind]

Shut the fuck up try driving from DFW to El Paso and it taking 9 hours and thats not even from end of the state to the other

[David 🇦🇺✈️ @capybaraclem]

The American mind cannot fathom a 7 hour road trip that doesn’t leave the state, that barely covers any of the state, and goes through nowhere to get to nowhere

[corey @amputated_mind]

Lol

[corey @amputated_mind]

@NOISEPHILIA96 God just can't strike him down

[corey @amputated_mind]

@heyekik Next tattoo