A Riley

I'd rather have flowers in my hair than diamonds on my neck.

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Simply put, any policy proposal which drives up costs of Corona, tequila, or margaritas is a big-time bad idea. Mucho Sad. (2)

[Miss Texas 1967 @MsTexas1967]

It is becoming increasingly obvious that David Bowie has established a better alternate universe and is populating it selectively one-by-one

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

So the Rockettes should "do their job" but pharmacists who don't want to give birth control or bakers that won't serve gay people shouldn't?

[A Riley @amriley4]

Tinder while I wait for the car to warm up so I can leave work. #singlesgreetings

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

These yoga moves will give you a strong AF core

[A Riley @amriley4]

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[A Riley @amriley4]

When your friends joke about being resigned to getting cancer, it's time to fucking back away. #oncnurselife

[A Riley @amriley4]

Tonight, I ate a pound of salmon and cried to the Hannah Montana movie. Mid 20s are weird.

[A Riley @amriley4]

@KarolinaMMA hat is tipped to you tonight. looking forward to seeing more of you!!

[A Riley @amriley4]

OK guys, drinking coffee because it's yummy. Why didn't anyone tell me it's going to make me sweat more than physical activity?! @herolfes

[A Riley @amriley4]

Tonight, I forgot how to sit on a chair. And crumpled to the floor instead. #NightShiftProblems #nurselife #ow

[Tina @tinastics]

When you wake up and get your period and you're like " oh that's why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean "

[A Riley @amriley4]

Started a healthy eating kick with my guy today. Day 1? I finished [six] chocolate chip cookies so they're not a temptation. #bestdiet #oops

[Katie @KatieOldham]

Ever realised how fucking surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly

[A Riley @amriley4]

Girlfriend saying snap instead of shit. #iswearlikeasailor #sos

[A Riley @amriley4]

The worst part about playing a board game with someone that doesn't swear is having to hide my serious game-induced tourettes. #ugh

[A Riley @amriley4]

Cleaning the toilet after having a male guest. #whatareyouevenaimingfor #pisseverywhere #blessed

[A Riley @amriley4]

When your bestie needs to send you a care package of all the crap you left after her birthday... #success @herolfes

[A Riley @amriley4]

"Things to Never Google: Nurse Edition" -- terrible idea, but goddamn that would be a big ass book. #nurselife #nasty