Aaron

Pop culture. Queer stuff. Bookworm. Displaced Georgian now Washingtonian. He/Him. Opinions my own.

[Aaron @ams706]

I think describing one of the most normcore shows as "edgy" is the real story here.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.

[izzy @famefcker]

don’t let the knicks winning distract you from the new olivia rodrigo album

[Aaron @ams706]

Correct, yes

[Michael Gold @migold]

the Dulles mobile lounges must be stopped but also you should be able to rent one for a wedding

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

This kind of deadline poetry is probably a dying art but when it’s good it’s really good

[Aaron @ams706]

@vcunningham sorry, but you're now required to write about this and title it: "Mag-Knick-ifica Humanitas"

[claire rowden @clx1re]

okay I take it back I’ve decided I want to have an absolute crushing soul-destroying three-month situationship again so I can really crash out to the new olivia rodrigo album the way god intended

[Aaron @ams706]

LOL

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

The French Open men’s final drew just 1.3 million viewers on TNT Sports, down 25% from last year’s Carlos Alcaraz–Jannik Sinner matchup.

It was the least-watched men’s French Open final in at least 20 years,

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

when people tweet like this it’s like when the servants in downton abbey care too much about that family

[Aaron @ams706]

@treeaston @the_vello Girl, if they're going to look like that, might as well have done an un-boxing video...

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is what being a theater kid in high school was like. Some of the most cursed pairings you could ever witness for a brief period of time.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I’m at the oil shock. I’m at the super El Niño. I’m at the combination oil shock super El Niño fertilizer shortages imminent famines historic droughts over half our oxygen lost to ocean acidification AMOC collapse portending a southeastern USA heat dome + Western Europe ice age

[peninsular princess 🐑💫🪻 @sdrx902]

they finally dropped the true "real cities" map

[Saoirse for President @2601Reva59892]

Using this tweet as an opportunity to say that Murray and Raonic were the only two men on the ATP with an ounce of integrity. Fuck everyone else.

[christian @swigatek]

nothing for mirra/maja, nothing for your fellow american baptiste, in fact nothing for a single woman involved in the tournament but this is who you post congratulations for?

[Aaron @ams706]

This is just funny to think about, but I am glad that many europeans are getting to see that not all Americans live in NY and LA.

[Patrick MacCoon @PMacCoon]

The Spain national football team has arrived in downtown Chattanooga for the FIFA World Cup

[Aaron @ams706]

Does he? I mostly just experience him as being kinda mean and score settling with coaches he knows. Not sure that’s what we should be asking from commentators.

[🎾nebby🎾 @1gamesetmatch]

andre agassi completely takes tennis coverage up like 5 levels whenever he appears.

all the other analysts are like children listening to a teacher, as he sees the game from a different plane altogether 👏

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks