Alice W 🌈

Incredibly exhausted working mom and chemist. Filled with bad jokes, Star Trek themed tweets, and stories of a 3 yr old. Welcome. #ussshambeda #starshipshambeda

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

Is a 45 minute fight with N over removing splinters punishment from my parents for how I acted as a kid?

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

That’s the kind of energy I want to bring to the table.

[Kim Bhasin @KimBhasin]

I asked my wife if she had any plans tonight and

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

😳😳😳 space.

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

🌟 A star is born!

Behind the curtain of dust and gas in these “Cosmic Cliffs” are previously hidden baby stars, now uncovered by Webb. We know — this is a show-stopper. Just take a second to admire the Carina Nebula in all its glory: https://t.co/tlougFWg8B #UnfoldTheUniverse

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

@FatherWithTwins Chaos

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@BenjaminAhr @ValPosting Already starting the cool dad persona.

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

N hasn’t had a seizure in three years and I can’t tell if I’m more or less anxious about him having another one.

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

@BenjaminAhr A crowd of us waited for a break at Valor Brewpub!

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

@XYonXXTV I wish.

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

In today’s parenting saga: N had a complete melt down bc I bought milk from a different establishment and the cap is blue not red. He’s been drinking the blue cap all week.

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

N’s whispered “yesss” when we pulled up to @RitasItalianIce is everything.

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

“Guess what mom? I came out of my birthday mom’s belly to keep you safe. I’m not scared of anything.” -N the brave four year old

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

“I only love daddy because he’s the best” -N 4years old

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

@MattBellassai @finkelbaripie

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Massive bear named 'Hank the Tank' on the run from California police https://t.co/8kFDwQCWvV

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

I didn’t start the argument with a coworker today about equipment but I certainly didn’t backdown from it.

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

@JessBluemke Same. Do you think if we told them we’re taking them out for ice cream we could trick them into going?

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

@beckyhas4kids Refuse to go anywhere with them and watch the Olympics on tv?

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

@mask_bastard

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@beckyhas4kids

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

Fuck you apple for making this remote so easy to lose. I fixed your problem.

[Alice W 🌈 @amworrall]

@beckyhas4kids If you’re looking for creative ideas this is an option.