Amy Bourne

full time mum, full time worker, full time knackered

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

Seriously? When is the UK going to ban fireworks on any night other than bonfire night!

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

@skytv your customer journey is annoying. Called in as my payments jumped up this month, spoke to one person got a price, spoke to cancellations, slightly better price.cant compare my package online as you’ve renamed your products 😡 £40 increase for 8yrs loyalty is a joke

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

@TfL please could someone advise? I keep getting letters for the previous homeowner and I send them back ‘return to sender’ marked that he’s no longer at the address yet they keep arriving. The guy hasn’t lived here for three years!

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

When there’s traffic lights please stop being the person who blocks residential junctions #idiotdrivers

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

The countdown to Christmas has arrived #strictly2024

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

Just discovered you can block shows on your child’s Netflix profile…Blippi and meekah, buh-bye

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

@SimonInman Did you have to google who Alfie was?

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

First impressions of Emily in Paris season 4… there’s not enough Alfie

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

Trying to relax in the garden, I’ve got the neighbour painting his fence and have been attacked by flying ants - this is why I’m pale people, it’s better indoors

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

@SimonInman

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

Starting Bridgerton, bit late to the party

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

@marshey3 Just finished episode 2, I’m hooked already

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

Rachael should win but doubt sugar will invest in another gym #theapprentice

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

Is it just me or are the bees massive this year!

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

Got one poorly little girl.

She doesn’t get ill very often but when she does she’s so helpless. A day of mummy cuddles and lots of sleep should have helped

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

@SimonInman Me writing all my proposals tomorrow 😩

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

Why is it so difficult reading hardback books!

I’m campaigning for all books over 100 pages to only be paperbacks please.

Or at least release them on the same day as the hardback version

I’m getting hand pains 😩

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

Never had to beep my car horn as much in drive as today. The people of stoke are morons are the best of times but they hit a new level today.

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

I’ve been awake for over an hour, alarm will go off in 90mins.

Is there much point in trying to sleep?

[Amy Bourne @amy_bourne]

Slowly working my way through all the books on the house so that I can declutter.

One down, eight to go