Amy Batebi

Like romance and death(if someone else) and #poetry2

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

A reminder: Every Wednesday at Noon the sky is green & u can clearly see our 2 Suns.Alpha Sun is hydrogen powered.2nd Sun at 69 million miles away is coal powered|It was first discovered & claimed by China. Sun deniers: no sunblock or parrots.
#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

Since discovery of windmills on Mars, has become clear why there are no birds. Like the Vikings, we should bring cows and fertilizer on our ships so that with a good dose of methane and ammonia we can start the evolution of life again on Mars.
#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

It is essential to be prepared for all contingencies. Once arriving on Mars should begin immediately gain-of-function research on Martian microbes. Crater of Wuhan is a good place to establish a domed environment with caves for a bat colony.
#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

United Naytions' Shepherd's Society no longer accepting applications for grants on "Gain-of-function research for the Enhancement of Lethality in Martian Microbes;Strategies to Defend Against the Coming Attack of the Belt and Inroads by China.
#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

on Wednesday, when the blue sky turns green at noon, you'll see our two suns. The alpha Sun that produces solar flares is evil. The beta Sun that runs on a core of coal is good like Santa Claus. The good Sun is 95 million miles away & cooler
#UN #UNSS #China #elonmusk @elonmusk

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

@elonmusk @xytgeist "Buttercup Babe"
https://t.co/YEbh0Tlr58

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

@elonmusk ... I will make you a croissant with love.

Well, she said:
You want the butter &
the money from the butter
& le cul de la crémière...
So you my love, must bring me
a buttercup of the field and I will
peer into your eyes until I decide
if you’re flaky enough to cook.
-- @xytgeist

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

Whether Elon Musk ultimately buys Twitter, he’s done the world an invaluable service by forcing leftists to admit that Twitter & other social media outlets are biased & censorious, & that there's nothing that terrifies the left more than people having freedom of speech.

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

@elonmusk Love me tender, for the first
yes, love it sweet and say hereof,
you'll never amend our love
to make free speech complete
#poetry4 the First

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 Love Me Tender 🎶

[Doug @xytgeist]

The UN treaty can be abrogated by congress as with any binding federal law. All Russian UN diplomats can then be expelled from New York where the UN resides. A new UN can be created by treaty. The present UN treaty doesn't allow permanent members to be expelled.

[Doug @xytgeist]

1. #Bucha They say
in the South the invaders
are like Colorado potato beetles,
dumb bastards in the Donbas;
in the North, war creatures can have
the façades of men, but rampaging,
they're wicked trampling valenki
who have no pity, no remorse --
.(continued) #WritingCommunity

[Ye Enemy of Bigots @DieHateDie]

After 7 kills, they spotted his pattern. The press named him the #Trope Killer.

The public were warned: if you recognise yourself as the girl next door, the mad scientist, the dumb muscle, etc, change your life quickly, you're in grave danger. He's collecting cliches.

#vss365

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

There's some bad about Placeians: I have anti-love for them #Checkerslostania #p #c

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

There's some bad about Placeians: I have anti-love for them #Checkerslostania #p #c

[Doug @xytgeist]

There was a raging debate about #Checkerslostania but because of #c it was stopped and replaced with an approved #p || Wow, when it comes to censorship(c) and propaganda(p), we are almost as bad as Place(ians) (pi). @elonmusk

[Dana Perino @DanaPerino]

Percy is pine cone crazy

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

@DanaPerino He's pining for a love and bringing perfume for her.

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

#p really?

[Sky News Australia @SkyNewsAust]

Sky News Washington Correspondent Annelise Nielsen says US President Joe Biden has really tried to brand the nation’s high inflation as “Putin’s price hike”.

https://t.co/FF9gGzJ4JL

[Amy Batebi @AmyBatebi]

#p no

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Putin’s invasion of Ukraine has driven up gas prices and food prices all over the world. 70% of the increase in prices in March came from the Putin Price Hike.

I’m doing everything I can to bring down prices and address the Putin Price Hike.

[First Words @unscriptedmike]

Elon Musk is scouting out his Twitter management replacement team as we speak.