Amy Forstadt

Writer, reader, worker, bruncher, mother

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

TFW someone suggests going to Santa Monica for dinner:

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Ahahahaha...I love it! (also @ConstanceLH loved it "when she was a kid" and I am super old)

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@ConstanceLH @jennifershiman Omg- I love this! Thank you!

[Dr. Lindsay M. Chervinsky @lmchervinsky]

This moment is incredibly historic and shouldn't be overlooked. It's a long time in coming and very emotional.

They are also my pantsuit icons and absolutely slay. 🔥

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Retweeting because duck.

[Glendale Water & Power @COGWaterPower]

Partial power has been restored. Outage was caused by a duck #GlendalePowerOutage #MyGlendale

[Denise @DeniseCN123]

#GenX fighting cancel culture.

[helena riley @freshhel]

Goldilocks was crazy I love her..imagine breaking into someones house and being like. Umm this chair fucking sucks

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Could’ve been a Rabbi Potato Head too.

[Michael Moran @TheMichaelMoran]

The word LITERALLY there implies the existence of a Reverend Potato Head, and a minimum of at least two potato witnesses. Quite possible an entire Potato religion and social structure of which we had been hitherto unaware.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

NBC's Pete Williams: The New York grand jury will see Trump's tax returns "almost immediately."

"This is the end of the road for the President." @MSNBC

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@bryanbehar What does it say about me that I love all these songs? (Except still no Paul Weller?)

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@mtaeckens “Bi-Coastal Books”

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@mtaeckens You know I’m in. What will we call it?

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@bryanbehar Also Paul Weller- My Ever Changing Moods

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@bryanbehar I made a Driver 8 reference in a power point presentation at work and I’m pretty sure nobody got it. Still gotta represent in corporate America though.

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I knew I didn't like Dave Ramsey for a reason.

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I’m loving Wawa, the sign language guy. #SuperBowlSunday

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@MichelleHux “What you gotta understand is....”

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@SaraJBenincasa He was practically giggling like a schoolgirl.

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I love his face when he corrects himself.

[Dave Jamieson @jamieson]

I regret to inform you that Chuck Schumer just said ‘erection’ instead of ‘insurrection’ on the Senate floor

[Amy Forstadt @amyforstadt]

@jerichobrown "I’ve bent so low in my hunger/ My hair’s already been in the soup"
I love this so much.