hoe-sama bin laden

dumb/bitch

[hoe-sama bin laden @anactualwolf69]

Spring has sprung, boys. It’s time to put on that pair of short shorts and get in touch with your feminine side!

[🅰️🛴📧⚒📍 @_4L3X1]

At least 80% of Americans live in a vibe desert. They have to drive upwards of 20 minutes to catch a vibe, and many have no idea where their next vibe will come from

[hoe-sama bin laden @anactualwolf69]

Me and the boys are up late crafting potions and being silly

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

Idk how to word this but; is wood a beaver's money or enemy

[helen @helen]

the chickens in chicken run:

[TVBOO @musicbytvboo]

Pop that pussy like a wagon wheel

[. @UntoldbyTerry]

Bitch who made the Drake comic?????? KSHDJSHSHSJS

[hoe-sama bin laden @anactualwolf69]

Slowly realizing that my type is just “likes pickles”

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

i love having a tattoo it’s like. let me get in my car and go to the store. with my tattoo

[cory @coolmathgame_]

if i was alive when jesus was around he wouldn’t have died a virgin i can tell you that much

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

A universal male experience is getting butterflies in your tummy after another man you don’t know addresses you as “big dog”

[hoe-sama bin laden @anactualwolf69]

Whoever was in charge of giving Billie Joe Armstrong access to a full orchestra deserves a kiss

[blink-182 @blink182]

We’re coming. Tour’s coming. Album’s coming. Tom’s coming. Tickets on sale Monday. New song “Edging” out Friday. https://t.co/lJmgXqI4ab

[hoe-sama bin laden @anactualwolf69]

Sucks that I graduated college and can no longer drop out of college

[jame @kloogans]

[pausing sex] do u want a capri-sun

[hoe-sama bin laden @anactualwolf69]

DEFCON is a beautiful name for a baby girl

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

DO NOT GENDER BEND YOUR LOVE SONGS AT KARAOKE. YOU ARE GAY FOR THE NEXT FOUR MINUTES.

[hoe-sama bin laden @anactualwolf69]

@chronicinflame I also love your mom dearly. Good dude.

[hoe-sama bin laden @anactualwolf69]

A message to vegans: by stealing all of my meat, not only am I not supporting the meat industry but I am actively destabilizing it.