Anagh Padmanabhan

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[Anagh Padmanabhan @anagh]

@blrcitytraffic @bbmpcommr @acphsrtrps @BlrCityPolice @ICCCBengaluru @ICCCBengaluru @BBMPSWMSplComm @bbmpcommr What should pedestrians do? This part of the footpath has not become the permanent garbage spot. Near Mirchi Maharaj on HSR 17th cross road.

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As broken slabs and construction debris have become too mainstream, BBMP HSR division has instructed businesses to leave garbage and ads on the footpath, flexes to block the pedestrian crossing, etc. Takeshi's Castle what?

@bbmpcommr
@acphsrtrps
@BlrCityPolice
@blrcitytraffic

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Year 3050. Archeologists find Ejipura flyover remains. Revered as the marvel of our times, they decide to reconstruct it, only to find Deccan Herald in 3051 and realise, "Damn! We didn't reconstruct it. We just constructed it for the 1st time!" #ejipura @BlrCityPolice #bangalore

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@blrcitytraffic I did. They said it's not easy to find the offender. And I don't think you have enough incentive to resolve such offenses unless it becomes a viral social media story. 🤷‍♂️

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Most of the traffic cameras (unless they're on important junctions) can't get the number plates at night. This was told to me by cops when I went to file a complaint when a motorcycle jumped a red signal, hit my car, and got away without stopping. @blrcitytraffic @BlrCityPolice

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Total damage analysed so far: Bumper, fog lamp, water tank (approximate cost 50k). I'll get to know more once the garage takes it apart.

The saddening part is that the biker goes on his way with no consequences.

@BlrCityPolice @blrcitytraffic

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Because it was in an angle, my dashcam didn't capture the number. And I missed nothing the number as I was in the middle of a major junction and didn't want to cause a traffic jam.

It's really pointless to follow rules when the others can do whatever and get away with it anyway.

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But it's Okay. The tunnel roads will solve everything.

#Bengaluru #bengalurutraffic #BBMP @BBMPCOMM @blrcitytraffic @BlrCityPolice

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Bengaluru's government officials should really start stand-up comedy. The walk from my home to the nearest metro/bus stop requires a minimum of bronze in hurdling.

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Even if I get in an auto/cab after my prayers are heard, I'll first break my back in the craters on the roads. But I can easily apply Volini to my back because I'll be stuck in Ejipura stone henge anyway.

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@SwiggyCare
To the PMs at @Swiggy,
I've ordered an item from the same restaurant multiple times, only to realise while eating that I had hated it the last time. You should really bring a 'Mark as garbage' option against an item and restaurant so that users don't reorder. :D

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I'm unable to use my car for long drives now because I don't have the fastag. The only way is to pay double at the toll gates. Thank you for making my life so difficult.

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@ICICIBank @ICICIBank_Care @fastagofficial @FASTag_NETC

I've been calling and emailing you for a month now to cancel my fastag so that I can buy a new one. But thanks to your incompetent processes and unaware agents, I'm still stuck.

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@ICICIBank_Care @ICICIBank
I've been emailing and speaking to you agents for over a month now to try and cancel a fastag. I can't use my car because I can't cancel your fastag and buy a new one. I have to pay double the toll amount every time!

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Half of Bengaluru's traffic woes will be resolved if Bengaluru auto drivers start to realise that they're not as small as bicycles, and @blrcitytraffic police aren't scared of them whenever they decide that they don't have to wait in the lane.

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One phone-addicted-person away from becoming a death trap. Footpath (or the lack of) on 17th Cross Road in HSR, in front of Haldiram's. @BBMPCOMM @BbmpchdTeam @BBMPSWMSplComm

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@NammaBESCOM You have a competition.

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In today's game of 'Ways To Die On Footpath', navigate between live cables. 30 points for Death-By-Strangulation, 50 for Death-By-Electrocution. Losing an eye gets you a participation trophy.

Location: 17th Cross, Sector 4, HSR

@blrcitytraffic @bbmpcomm @BlrCityPolice