jenna

yeehaw !

[jenna @anal_fisting]

People be calling my mentor the wrong name all the fucking time and just like.. say you don’t remember his name don’t be racist

[jenna @anal_fisting]

Accidentally flung my wedding ring across my kitchen when i took it off to make fucking pizza yesterday night. Havent been able to find it, spent all day looking, deep cleaned the whole fucking kitchen!!!!! Merry christmas to me 🤪

[jenna @anal_fisting]

Idk how only children with shit parents do it…. Like if it weren’t for my brother i’d kill myself yesterday
Literally my whole life thats it

[jenna @anal_fisting]

Also on a more positive note shout out to all of the people filling out their lil journals at the gym its so cute i love to see it… wont do it but it is so cute

[jenna @anal_fisting]

Nothing that annoys me more than people who move to the area just to complain about there being nothing….. like…… do not fucking talk to me

[jenna @anal_fisting]

The craziest part of my job is really the phone calls sometimes because theres no way you need ME to explain to your child why they cant have something

[jenna @anal_fisting]

When people upload a selfie on the photo part of their consent form i die laughing because girl what show me your ID😭

[princess dolly @ohsere]

I don’t give a fuck what a man likes

[jenna @anal_fisting]

I love being small scale evil

[jenna @anal_fisting]

No one who has a loud car is doing it to impress random girls who don’t know what’s going on. Shut up

[jenna @anal_fisting]

If you disagree you’re a cunt i paid for that song

[jenna @anal_fisting]

It should be illegal for staff member to skip song on the touch tunes… i said what i said….

[jenna @anal_fisting]

Forgot i had a dentist appointment this morning and the lady sounded not very happy about me not coming in today but like… kiss my ass u r not the one who’s gonna have to pay a $360 bill upon leaving hoe

[niko @saintniko]

Imagine ripping a cig in Cerulean city

[jenna @anal_fisting]

I can tell my period is near bc almost everyone i talked to today i deemed a stupid fuckin idiot

[jenna @anal_fisting]

@HellaAcid Carol is so real 4 that !!!!!!

[jenna @anal_fisting]

If you never upload photos of you smiling or with your teeth showing i always just assume you have none

[jenna @anal_fisting]

So many people i talked to were so happy about xmas and new years day both being on a Wednesday this year?? Fr??? I’ve been confused for a week
My recycling schedule is thrown tf off i got boxes all over my kitchen
Enough of this

[jenna @anal_fisting]

@buttz__ Thank you! I cherish your response because I have always thought you are cool and always will

[jenna @anal_fisting]

Not sure at what point i lost all desire to contribute to social media but i do be vibing