Ashish Anand

Engineer | Consultant | Product Manager

[Ashish Anand @anan396]

@delhivery @help_delhivery @AJIOLife @MyGate_com @AjithPai12 @delhivery @help_delhivery @AjithPai12

Waited, tracked,
lost all hope.
Then came the delivery, sweets,
and a kind note.

Guess we’re friends again.

[Ashish Anand @anan396]

Sharing an incredible experience with @delhivery

Booked a package and it has been in their warehouse since 23-04-25, 9kms away from delivery location. It's been 6 days and there is no update yet.
Amused at the sheer incompetency of the team.

@help_delhivery @AjithPai12

[Ashish Anand @anan396]

@delhivery @help_delhivery @AJIOLife @MyGate_com @AjithPai12 @delhivery @help_delhivery @AjithPai12

You've cracked the code of delay,
Logistics? Nah. Just vibes all day.
Others fly but you guys chill.
A masterclass in standing still.

[𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐝 @sidd_sharma01]

#Bhakts: Divided by Age, Geography Lifestyle - United by same Level of IQ, Intelligence & Same Question – What did Nehru do / What happened in past 75 Years.

Lemme try and quench this thirst, once & for all to read & (copy, paste) whenever some numbskull asks such question.

So here a list of what Nehru made / contrinuted to the Nation:

Election Commission of India, Framing of the Indian Constitution, Vikram Sarabhai (Indian Space Research Programme), Sir C.V. Raman (Indian Institute of Science), Homi J. Bhabha (Bhabha Atomic Research Centre), Satish Dhawan (Indian Space Research Organization), S. S. Bhatnagar (Council of Scientific and Industrial Research), Physical Research Labortory, Department of Atomic Energy, National Chemical Laboratory, National Physical Laboratory, Fuel Research Station, The Central Glass & Ceramics Research Institute, National Metallurgical Laboratory and many others— to run the premier institutes of scientific learning and research.
His celebrated visit to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1949 led to the creation of the five iconic Indian Institutes of Technology in Kharagpur (1950), Bombay (1958), Madras (1959), Kanpur (1959), and Delhi (1961). Indian Institutes of Management, the Indian School of Mines, Agriculture Universities, the All India Institute of Medical Sciences
3 major public sector hydroelectric dams– the Bhakra Nangal, the Hirakud and the Nagarjuna Sagar. The Bhakra Nangal dam irrigates 10 million acres of agricultural land and generates 1500 MV
Maulana Azad Medical College in 1958, Govind Ballabh Pant Institute of Postgraduate Medical Education and Research in 1961.
The number of medical colleges rose from 15 in 1946 to 81 in 1965 and the number of students admitted rose from 1200 to 10,000
Bharat Heavy Electricals Limited, The LIC, The Oil and Natural Gas Corporation, Indian Oil Corporation, The National Library of India and the National Institute of Design. Various Kendriya Vidyalayas, Khadi & Village Industries Commission, Bhilai, Durgapur & Rourkela Township, Bhilai Steel Plant, Bokaro Steel Plant, City of Chandigarh,
Integration of Princely States into India
Resetteling refugees post partition
Indus Water Treaty
Five Year Plans, National Institutes of Technology, Chitranjan Locomotive Works, Bharat Electronics Limited, Hindustan Aeronautics Limited, Hindustan Machine Tools, Operation Flood.....
Within a span of a decade, the number of malarial infections became so low that the control operations were left to the local authorities. In 1951, smallpox-related deaths totaled 1,48,000. In a span of 10 years, it was reduced to 12,300 deaths.
The plague which accounted for three percent of deaths in 1940 was completely eradicated by the middle of the 1950s. Also, venereal diseases, leprosy, filariasis, diphtheria, typhoid, whooping cough, pneumonia, meningitis and rabies— which were endemic throughout the length and breadth of India—were brought under control by the creation of public funded healthcare systems, accessible and affordable medicine and widespread government initiated vaccination programs

In an era when we all experienced COVID it was Nehru's foresightedness that he estanlished National Institute of Virology in 1952,

This all during Nehru's Tenure!!

And what did we make in past 9 Years - Toilets, #Andhbhakts & ________yas.

#NehruContribution #WhatDidNehruDo #NehruDidNotLetPerform #NehruLegacy #LegendNamedNehru #BharatEkKhoj #DiscoveryOfIndia #Nehru #JawaharLalNehru

[Ashish Anand @anan396]

@AmazfitGlobal when is Zepp OS update rolling out for previous gen smartwatches?

[Ashish Anand @anan396]

@jawamotorcycles ,

Hi, I booked a JAWA 42 few weeks ago in bengaluru, I am not able to get any updates on order status or tracking. Nor I am able to signup/login on jawa website. Please help.

[Ashish Anand @anan396]

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[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Ashish Anand @anan396]

@narendramodi @PMOIndia @nsitharaman

Dear Honourable Prime Minister and Finance Minister,

In light of salary cuts in private sector due to impact of COVID-19, it is my humble request to consider income tax relief for employees for few months.

Thanks a lot.

[moiz arsiwala @moiz1991]

@MumbaiPolice @CPMumbaiPolice we have received an email across our team to make some random payment. Kindly help us block this person

[moiz arsiwala @moiz1991]

@TheOfficialSBI we have received an email across our team to make some random payment. Kindly help us block this person, he is launching phishing attack

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Could all My Indian followers retweet this? I’m REALLY trying to leave America for good and Brahma said if I can prove I’m popular enough he’ll give me a place in the Hindu pantheon, or at least an Aadhaar.

[Ashish Anand @anan396]

https://t.co/vjExNVDPfm

#stopwar

[BITSAA International @BITSAA]

With just 10 days to go, get ready to witness the strength of #BITSians across the globe!

#BITSiansDay #BITSAA

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I will be eligible to be a god in India as soon as I get my Aadhaar card.