andy

I'm doing my best

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

@Cadmarch You are silly. Stupid. AND A BUMFACE

[robmanuel @robmanuel]

Rishi - wants to make you poorer, is competent
Truss - wants to make you poorer, isn't competent

I honestly don't know which is more dangerous. Good luck UK.

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

@jackbern23 Stupid kid didn't follow the instructions so what can you expect eh

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

@richardajkeys How on Earth can Richard Keys choose emigrating to work for Bein sports, rather than stay at TalkSport? 💰

[Kelly Welles @kelly_welles]

If you take depression medication and feel upset or triggered by claims they 'don't work', it's ok. If they work for you, keep taking them even if people gaslight you about your condition. I would not be here but for my meds and I'm glad for them every single day.

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

@danielmaier It really is fantastic. I hope it gives David the opportunities he deserves

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

@richardajkeys It's a two day heatwave, you moron.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

I thought long & hard before writing this. I like Rachel Johnson. I avoid criticising individual journalists. But the chumminess of Britain’s media & political establishment is suffocating.

And BBC’s failure to report on Russia’s & UK politics is an ongoing scandal
16/

[cluedont @cluedont]

Someone putting baby owls back into their burrow. And this concludes your Internet for today.

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

Thanks to all who came/did live shows: @JohnBrewin_ @_JordanJBryan @jonathanliew @marklangdon @NickyBandini @Towno10 @barneyronay @elisjames @sidlowe @PhilippeAuclair @jonawils @bglendenning.

Live Stream tickets still available for this kind of stuff:
https://t.co/WTqCFJnV0E

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

.@Herring1967 @Zafarcakes I have a famous person's sibling who taught at my primary school - Chris Evans' (YES THAT ONE! but not that one, obviously) sister! Pass it on

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

Him: no it's reyt...we've got someone...independent...who's going to name the fittest bird at the end of the tournament. I've got one in the top four at the minute but we'll have to see how it goes

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

Chatting to my neighbour over the garden wall, he says he's going to watch the footie and that they've got a sweep on at work.
Me: oh right...
Him: yeah - who's the fittest bird in the tournament
Me: 🤣🤣🤣 I didn't think you were going to say top goal scorer for some reason...

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

*Selena....even autocorrect snubs her

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

Serena Gomez was just superb in this.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Steve Martin and Martin Short, two-thirds of the “Only Murders in the Building” trio, were nominated for an Emmy.

Selena Gomez was not.

Here's the full list of #Emmys nominees. https://t.co/1lMsz74J71

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

@LevParikian I'm growing courgettes in my back yard so will look forward to trying this in a few weeks. Thanks Lev!

[Lev Parikian @LevParikian]

Made this tonight.
*Stanley Tucci voice*
ohmygaaahhd

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

@oneunderscore__ IT WAS ALL OVER THE INTERNET

[andy @AnAndyAnyone]

@lawnordertheme Seems we are all in a race to the bottom :(