🥚Anaphandao 𝚽

Yogi, magical bastard, Thelema adjacent, postrat adjacent, time knife sharpener, PGM fangirl, vanlife adventurer, temporarily embarrassed archivist, 93

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Just remember, this is who you’re being mean to when you’re arguing with me online

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.

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@thegenesisbl0ck Every boomer I’ve seen during a mention of cosleeping has reacted with indignation at the thought, and not for any safety concerns, but for fear of coddling children.

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@slimepriestess I was talking to someone from the west coast about weather back east, and I offhandedly specified “not the depressing kind of rain” and had then to spend the next half hour explaining how there are in fact, non depressing forms of rain

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@literally_chad I’m pissed at him but I’m very straight, what mean?

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Nowadays people are using dogs as child replacements, but I’m hoping to do the reverse: using my new baby as a dog replacement to make new friends at the park.

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“Montessori” is definitely the “Mid Century Modern” of baby products

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@NotPotBol A culture built on the idea that the Creator of the Universe creates arbitrary rules just for people to argue and find petty loopholes to circumvent goes farther to explain the phenomenon of antisemitism than anything else

[Duckie Louise 🌦️🦝🌸🍓🎨☕️ @DuckieLouise]

A home with a brand new baby in it is sacred. To be invited over is a privilege beyond comprehension.

Leave your shoes at the door, for this is holy ground.

A Mom and Dad practicing surrender. A tiny elf so fresh from God - still radiant like an imagined Moses on his way down Mt Sinai.

Carry peace in with you and plant it in every crack and corner you can find.

Pray over everyone and everything if you’re lucky enough to see the shooting star that is a life story at its start ❤️‍🔥

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@justalexoki She’s 6 weeks old and I’m already bracing myself

[taoki @justalexoki]

i just know my perfect beautiful can do no wrong baby girl is going to bring home some stupid idiot useless garbage boy some day and i hate him already

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@plzbnicetome This has been happening forever. Hunter S Thompson wrote about no longer being able to trust long hairs to be real hippies anymore

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@lydialaurenson Is this at green yogi?

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[𝘗𝘙𝘐𝘔𝘈 @nocertainlynot]

Ladies you need to cuff up men like this

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@laterpleasewhen This but with all the godawful artificial scents

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@will_selecta At my school they towed in the wreckage of a real drunk driving accident to sit on display in the middle of campus.

[Angélica @shaqt3]

Acabo de ver el montaje de Javier Castro "Los colores del eclipse" y me parece de una brutalidad...

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@thegenesisbl0ck I tried to limit bathing but after a couple days my baby develops what I like to call “cheese neck” from milk residue getting trapped in her neck folds 🤮

[happy grey mom @happygreymom]

I can’t tell my friend I don’t want to use her snoo because I think it’s a demonic bassinet made to weaken the bond between mom and baby and that time is so fleeting so I have no problem losing sleep for my newborn. so instead I just reply “thanks but I already have a bassinet”

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@estherzelda0514 Very few trans/gender queer people are penalizing people for accidental misgendering done in good faith. That’s a huge straw man in this whole discourse that i find pretty annoying.

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@nanomysou @synszo About every 400 years in any given place on average