Corey 🐝

Regulation Human. 2010 EYO Baseball RBI and Batting Average leader. Can dunk on an 8 foot rim. Every tooth in my mouth is my own.

[𝑵𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆 @Nobleheart]

He
is
Risen.

[NHL @NHL]

Wow...just wow 😱

📺: Canada vs. USA #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics action is LIVE on @NBCSports, @peacock, @cbcsports, @cbcgem, & @Sportsnet

[Corey 🐝 @anasoff__]

When will the AL East learn to stop sending franchise assets to Los Angeles teams for a bag of peanut shells and a crisp high five

[MLB @MLB]

The Orioles have acquired OF Taylor Ward from the Angels for RHP Grayson Rodriguez.

[Corey 🐝 @anasoff__]

Wasn't sure if the Jim Irsay blood sacrifice was a good off-season move but I'm glad to see it panned out well

[Colts Muse @ColtsMusee]

Jonathan Taylor still has more rushing TDs than:

— Jaguars
— Lions
— Falcons
— Bears
— Packers
— Chiefs
— Patriots
— Seahawks
— Commanders
— Broncos
— Ravens
— Cowboys
— Eagles
— Buccaneers
— Cardinals
— Vikings
— Rams
— 49ers
— Panthers
— Dolphins
— Jets
— Browns
— Bengals
— Texans
— Steelers
— Chargers
— Raiders
— Saints
— Titans

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

POTUS: "Everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please, seriously."

[MLB @MLB]

FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK-OFF HOME RUN IN THE 18TH INNING! #WORLDSERIES

[Corey 🐝 @anasoff__]

@mannyagain

[MLB @MLB]

CLAYTON KERSHAW. HISTORY MADE.

3,000 strikeouts
10x All-Star
3x Cy Young Award Winner
2011 Pitching Triple Crown
2014 National League MVP
2x World Series Champion
Legend

[MLB @MLB]

CLAYTON KERSHAW 💪

3,000 CAREER STRIKEOUTS!

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

Tyler Warren, you’re an Indianapolis Colt.

[Jordan D. Hill @JordanDavisHill]

The report from Georgia WR Nitro Tuggle’s arrest includes that Tuggle’s 2021 Dodge Charger was clocked at 107 mph on Wednesday night https://t.co/7L8Tu95XmF

[Corey 🐝 @anasoff__]

@pdolan1080 Come to the slightly worse AFC South team with a ring, at least.

[Corey 🐝 @anasoff__]

Charlie McAvoy right now

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Brady Tkachuk (lower-body injury) participated in Team USA's morning skate and head coach Mike Sullivan says everyone is available tonight 👀

[Corey 🐝 @anasoff__]

Not enough Creed

[Spotify @Spotify]

Wrapped reveal: Show us your Top 5 songs.

[wint @dril]

halk tuah you should interview the guy who friendly fired pat tillman @HalieyWelchX

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[Corey 🐝 @anasoff__]

If Q comes back I will straight up stop watching the leafs and become a Utah Yetis fan.

[Andy Strickland @andystrickland]

For those wondering, there’s been no change in Joel Quenneville’s status with the #NHL. Probably the best coaching option out there to get Toronto over the hump, based on his track record of success coaching elite talent. Needs to be reinstated for that to happen.

[Janie Danger 🥂 @Wifesucker]

My favorite Steve Albini story is that he recorded Jawbreaker’s 24 Hour Revenge Therapy because he confused them for the band Jawbox, made them record through a toy amp and years later never knew a single one of their songs lmao