Andrew Beeby 🇪🇺🇺🇦

Married to @karbee10, one son, loved to bit drives us mad!! @matchewbb

[Martin Bean @martinbean]

https://t.co/drIemKR19r

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Stanford University has announced that, for the first time, AI has created 16 brand new viruses. “The viruses will be used to treat disease, and pose absolutely no threat to people”, lied a computer

[Dont Judge @bluenose19611]

@Number10cat A dead vermin, please tell me it’s Chris Mason #rat #undercovertraitor #bbc

[Jock Tamson's Bairn @happymonkey1874]

@campbellclaret @spjw1 @reformparty_uk

[Andrew Beeby 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andbee]

The Representation of the People Bill is a rare chance to renew our democracy - yet it ignores the voting system driving chaos and disillusionment.

We need MPs standing up for fair votes in this upcoming debate. Urge your MP to attend: https://t.co/wjKhFcROxE

[Andrew Beeby 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andbee]

A crypto investor just donated £9 million to the Reform Party. Right now, billionaires can pour unlimited money into our elections, effectively buying our democracy. Think that's wrong? Add your name to call for a cap on donations today: https://t.co/pAO3BzaL1Y via @38degrees

[Andrew Beeby 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andbee]

This latest Lord Mandelson controversy must trigger a full rethink on the House of Lords. We need a second chamber where the public decides who stays and who goes. Please sign the petition. https://t.co/F0rg6S8nDv

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

This can’t go on. UK news shows have got to start calling Nigel Farage out on this ridiculous bull****. Please start doing your job - for all our sakes

[Andrew Beeby 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andbee]

@FishwickDavid Graham Norton's Red Chair!!

[Andrew Beeby 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andbee]

@Christo03770888 Hartley Hare

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

No, actually it was one toilet you old, out of touch man.

It was in a male toilet and likely for vulnerable people that identify as men but still have periods. Where’s the issue?

It was installed by an organisation that also provides products to help people with prostate issues. You really want to direct anger their way?

Have a long look in the mirror, you bitter man.

[Andrew Beeby 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andbee]

.@WhiteStuffUK so pleased you still have the man's rest chair in Cardiff.🤣🤣💺

[Virginie Sigonney 🇫🇷 @GinieSigonney]

Funny story 😂🤷‍♀️

A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"

[NHS Nurses @SocialistNHS]

We stand united against all racism and Islamophobia

RT if you agree. Let's send the racists a message.

[Andrew Beeby 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andbee]

Far too many MPs juggle multiple jobs alongside what should be their main job of representing their constituents and scrutinising legislation. We must restrict MPs’ second jobs. Sign the petition. @UnlockDemocracy
https://t.co/T2Q6XBMm99

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

"Donald Trump challenges Joe Biden to take cognitive test - only to get name of his own doctor wrong"

Would set the cat among the pigeons if whoever replaces Biden turns around and goes: "Hey, about that cognitive test..." https://t.co/jBP45wRscV

[Andrew Beeby 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andbee]

YES!!! #GeneralElection2024

[Andrew Beeby 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andbee]

One of the best things I've read this whole election 👏

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

‘Twas the night before voting, when all through the nation
People looked up the details of their polling station.
Fibs had been told by politicians desperate for votes
About taxes and housing and those on small boats

While across the UK there was much corruption chatter
With Conservative candidates keen to sidestep the matter
Knocking on doors, they found the public most vocal
They begged: “Please support us; we’re not Tories, we’re local!”

With Lib Dem Ed Davey having the time of his life
And Farage returning to cause Tory strife
They left Keir's Labour troops well placed for success
All set for five years to clean up the mess

Campaigning all done, the teams gave a whistle,
Raced back to London at the speed of a missile
But I heard them exclaim, as they got on their bus
“HAPPY ELECTIONS TO ALL, AND PLEASE VOTE FOR US!”

[Andrew Beeby 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andbee]

This debate is an absolute s***show!! #bbcdebate