The Pirate Chef

Husband • Father • Fisherman • Pirate Chef

[The Pirate Chef @anderscal]

@waltermasterson I’m also progressive. Why not just stop letting men into women’s sports? This is not the hill to die on.

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@RGIII Seems legit

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@HankDesmondPhD Many very smart people are saying that you are also a pedophile. I didn’t say that, so don’t sue me, but many fine people are saying that.

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@marklevinshow My best friend used to get me in fights I had no business involving myself in too.

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@PeteHegseth @POTUS What is the official directive? “Kill them more”?

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@TrumpDailyPosts Wait. I thought we won this war… a few dozen times by my count.

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@FBIDirectorKash Ok Batman

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@SecWar You are such a fag

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@jimgeeting How many people did you kill?

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@PeteHegseth You are the Flavor Flav of this administration

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@PeteHegseth How’s that working out? Have we won this war again yet?

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@Milajoy This didn’t happen

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@omgitsbirdman Father Time

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@JDVance So… no ceasefire?

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@TrumpDailyPosts The dude on the left looks like he’d rape children

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@deancain Where are the people?

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@TrumpTruthOnX Great job with this war Mr. President. I voted for “no new wars”, but if Israel thinks it’s a good idea, let’s go! Make this war last forever.

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@EricLDaugh This tweet has some homoerotic undertones

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@pick_six22 You played football. Guarantee you got shoved after a play by someone who didn’t like you. Why didn’t you stab them in the heart?

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@AnytownUSofA What about the part where the $14,000,000 no-bid paint job is now pealing up and floating around in the reflecting pool?