Anders Ulven

[Anders Ulven @andersulven]

#ssishelp Anyone know if the "HTTP Connection Manager" in SSIS uses other ports than 80/443? Keep receiving "The underlying connection was closed: An unexpected error occurred on a send".

[Khalil @sehnaoui]

I see your security and raise you logic.

[Kevin Kline @kekline]

See why processor choice for #SQLServer 2016 Standard Edition is crucial – via @GlennAlanBerry. https://t.co/PymhwNgrKf

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

Most useful GIF of all time. 🚙

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In appreciation, Tesla is providing all repair costs free of charge and expedited. https://t.co/D68HNJcCoQ

[Edwin van Andel  @Yafsec]

That moment when your building crashes...

[Kevin Kline @kekline]

Performance Surprises and Assumptions with GROUP BY vs. DISTINCT https://t.co/ydsj5HqK7p #sqlserver #T-SQL

[Tyleris Data Solutions @TylerisData]

New video: Intro to the SSRS 2016 Report Portal https://t.co/x0oN3QXqaZ

[Brandon Y Lee @Brandon_Y_Lee]

Me: that's the model X
GF: it looks like Fred Flintstones car from the the future
Me: 🤦🤦🤦

[Anders Ulven @andersulven]

Anyone had problems installing SSRS 2016 on a SQL Server 2012 instance? Should this work? or is it not recommended? #SQLHelp

[Anders Ulven @andersulven]

@VANNMELONBABY, @YENMIKS, Yoda is awesomererere than Nilsen

[George RR Martin Parody @GeorgeRRMartin_]

Well played bookstore, well played. #asoiaf

[Øyvind Steinklev @Steinklev]

Norsk ironi er uovertruffen når folk som mener at ulv er et fremmedelement i norsk natur, argumenterer hardt for fri ferdsel med snøscooter.

[Karsten Fullu @Kfullu]

-Jeg skal ha den store SUVen der, jeg.
-Det blir 1.200.000 kroner, all din trafikale forståelse og det meste av din smidighet, takk.

[Arild @legendarildsk]

Jeg: "Skulle gjerne hatt et par episoder av denne serien, jeg"
The pirate bay: "Ok. Noe mer? Noen kåte, norske jenter, eller no?"

[Anders Ulven @andersulven]

Del 1 av årets første julefiasko er i gang! #ribbe #kaos #bestillpeppespizza http://t.co/oMRnI8Rg5L

[Anders Ulven @andersulven]

Need to understand this... #cfengine http://t.co/drNOdEssdN

[Karsten Fullu @Kfullu]

Julegavetips - 3 ting folk alltid blir glade for å få:

1. Sjokolade
2. Anerkjennelse
3. Sine fienders hode på en påle