Adventures and Naps

A thirty-something Canadian trying life out in England

[Adventures and Naps @AndNaps]

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[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

Nobody prepares you for how much time you’re gonna have to spend breaking down boxes as an adult

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Achei que o desenho era uma piada até que...

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Hunger

[Adventures and Naps @AndNaps]

Is there a queue? How should you order?? Here's 28 UK pub rules that took me a long time to understand! 🍻🇬🇧 https://t.co/1TFlOK6Jqm

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.

Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What I find truly poetic about hippos being one of the deadliest animals on Earth is that they’re herbivores. Completely plant-based. They have no interest in eating you, they just genuinely seem to hate you on a personal level, and I respect that.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

If ai is not conscious then explain how the mcdonalds touchscreen station knew i wanted an extra cheeseburger

[Alice Lia Maro @slimelia]

oh okay yeah thanks for the heads up i'll come check it out in 9 years x

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[episode one @E1podcast]

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[Adventures and Naps @AndNaps]

My monthly newsletter is coming out this Sunday morning! ☕📮 I love writing these and it's been a nice way to keep in touch with the community without dealing with algorithms.

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[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I can't go swimming because it is never more than an hour since I've last eaten.

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Pikachu use thunderbolt if you feel like it. No worries if not

[episode one @E1podcast]

donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect

[Adventures and Naps @AndNaps]

I had NO IDEA Amazon UK now makes its own food! Milk?? AMAZON WINE?? Obviously I had to try them all - for science! https://t.co/K03QDp0Nhh