nick

imp of the bog

[CreamyCraig69 @CraigKellyMP]

If Misogyny was an Uber Eats driver I wouldn’t leave an additional tip

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Huge night ahead of me

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

this is what being retarded feels like

[nick @andnickotine]

if you find a large wooden horse at your doorstep make sure to let it in

[nick @andnickotine]

easily influenced and loved by all

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Me: *escorting blindfolded date* ok take it off now😃

Her: OMG, can’t wait🤭*removes it*Oh. It’s the 8th circle of hell reserved—

Me: —for those who’ve committed simple fraud! Couldn’t get a reservation at Lust so🤷‍♂️

Her:*eyeing me suspiciously*Your profile said you were 6’2

[bongo @bongoism]

i just caught 127 fish but i’m staying humble about it

[nick @andnickotine]

befriending my gangstalkers

[nick @andnickotine]

i am the world’s most hated girl

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

chips and guac i’m drunkkkkkk

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

Most people are having easy and fun lives while you in particular can’t seem to figure it out

[nick @andnickotine]

@bladeefan24 i could imagine you’d be experienced at guzzling phallic objects

[nick @andnickotine]

@bladeefan24 how i look at the local supermarket chain employee after they watched me wrestle a carton of eggs up my ass

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

First words of my erotic fantasy novel entitled “The Rogue Who Loved Me”

Act 1: The Merchant’s Hubris

𝓐shes fell like rain

[nick @andnickotine]

need a mighty steed and some top

[ivy 😵‍💫 @bad_composer]

still have all my notes from those watches…..

[nick @andnickotine]

can the she/they djs pipe down i’m trying to get big

[nick @andnickotine]

@klausstormwind incorrect

[nick @andnickotine]

i’m a good boy on the track no cussing