Andrew

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2022.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cake. He’s an ice skating legend. Saw this branch back there and couldn’t just leave it. 14/10 appreciates you waiting for him

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Have you seen the news?”
“No, I’m trying to have a nice day”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i had a nightmare. that i was playing. with my stuffed fren sebastian. outside. and the wind blew him away. i'm not sure how the human knew. about the nightmare. but now they're on the ground. cuddling with me

[Yann Schwartz @abolibibelot]

A friend's russian mom is staying with us
Her: so you're programming
Me (trying to sound humble): yes displaying ads on the internet
Her: oh that sounds complicated. I used to program space rockets in Fortran in the 70s
Me (quietly sobbing): ...