Flopped Quads

The Guardian's Top Tweeter of 2024 (Duckworth/Lewis method)

[Flopped Quads @AndreaInOregon]

@BigMeanInternet Liberalism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: one must have infinite empathy for the train shitter, and one must have no empathy for the train shittee

[Flopped Quads @AndreaInOregon]

@rn_murse She told me that her son keeps eating her Prime Ministers so I asked her how many Prime Ministers she has and she said she just keeps electing new Prime Ministers and so I said it sounds like she's just feeding elected Prime Ministers to her son and then she started crying

[Flopped Quads @AndreaInOregon]

@awstar11 I guess upon reflect I should have said captive markey, but hey

[Flopped Quads @AndreaInOregon]

@awstar11 Captive audience

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@BradWCAttorney way to invoke that lawyer-giraffe privilege

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@rustyshaxle @GlitchBurgh tru

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@rustyshaxle @GlitchBurgh holy cow

[Old Tory Right - Scholastic Fundamentalist @rightwingnutrs]

If you think Iran “won” the war, you’re a moron. We lost 13 men. We utterly devastated the country. We’re going to get a nuke deal. Oil futures are $8 above where they war the day before the war started. Same price as they were a year ago. Interpreting this any other way than an American victory is just…detached from reality.

[Flopped Quads @AndreaInOregon]

@BullBoss5 https://t.co/NKuyxYN19W

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

This is crazier than discovering Hasan's Brotip era.

Cenk Uygur was pro Israel back in the day.

[Flopped Quads @AndreaInOregon]

@RazorFist "That resignation was better left unsolved, actually"

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

My “my entire life of reluctant heterosexuality” shirt is raising questions answered by my shirt

[Flopped Quads @AndreaInOregon]

@iowahawkblog "r/drums" is the fucking cherry on this cake

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@GlobObservatory Wait'll you hear about Operation Solomon

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@Womp_Tomp note that I am not saying you're factually wrong

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@Womp_Tomp Joseph Goebbells, circa 1928:

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@DolphinMossad I detect the sarcasm and I appreciate the bit but what you wrote is at least 35% true, unironically

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@liberalpuppy @JohnLeFevre No, it is clearly better if it is done slowly and opaquely

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@HistoryBoomer Can confirm, I was the train driver

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@WilliamGaffey @ingelramdecoucy