AndiMai

This account is dedicated to the songs stuck in my head... also political opinions.

[AndiMai @andreamholmes]

My toxic trait is that I have to watch every episode of a tv show I start even if it is complete horse s***.

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@ninjasexparty

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“Our sex life is 75% jokes, followed by some orgasms.” -@ScaryThePirate

[West Michigan Bearings Soccer @WMBSoccer]

GIVEAWAY TIME

You have spoken and this will be our official @diehardcustom scarf of the 2021 season!

We will be giving away scarves to 3 lucky contestants. Here’s what you have to do to win:
1) follow our account
2) retweet this post

Winner will be announced Saturday 01/30

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@heyhayhai_ You live in MI, get some weed instead.

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@Jeff_Daniels favorite moment from last night:

Q&A: “Can you share how you got your first Emmy again?”

Jeff to his son reading the questions: Again? Is that you adding the again?

I imagined the son holding up his hands and pointing as if to came “come read it for yourself”

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Apparently I have been on Twitter for nine years.... good lord

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@ScaryThePirate

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Or @cwgabriel ! Would you DM a one-shot?

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@ChrisPerkinsDnD If one wanted to hire you to DM their bachelor/bachelorette party for 3 hrs, how much would they have to save?

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@ChrisPerkinsDnD If one wanted to hire you to DM their bachelor/bachelorette party for 3 hrs, how much would they have to save?

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@heyhayhai_ No

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https://t.co/vxe1ac687d

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#SongsStuckInMyHead https://t.co/iaxLWD2KyJ

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https://t.co/Ra8AErkTWF

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This Twitter account will now be dedicated to political opinions and songs that are stuck in my head.

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@heyhayhai_ @ScaryThePirate Fore reference, humans have only existed on earth as homosapians for 50,000 years.

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@heyhayhai_ @ScaryThePirate He would physically work at one of his own factories at the same hourly rate his warehouse people make until he actually saved up $123 billion. THEN he might understand. (Hint: it’s more than 936,073 years if he never spent a cent the entire time)

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@heyhayhai_ “I am Andrea, patron saint of you.”

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@ursiday Løve

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Dear Mr. @BarackObama, your fellow Democrats would like to know how you’ll be voting. Dear Mr. Obama, @JoeBiden doesn’t stand a chance so who are you promoting? @BernieSanders or @ewarren? If you had to choose?