Andrea

just your average girl trying to find relevance on twitter

[Andrea @andreaniper]

@_ques0__ I’ve tweeted about this before.. I’m a pro at finishing chapstick before losing it. I think it’s my most redeeming quality. Proud of u bestie

[Andrea @andreaniper]

Bought an ironing board yesterday (like an actual one, not a mini one). Pretty sure that constitutes me as a full fledged adult now :/

[casey niper @_ques0__]

say it with me y’all - EVERY. DAY. is international women’s day. Thank u

[Andrea @andreaniper]

@carlyjayjepsen Hahahahahahahahahah

[Andrea @andreaniper]

I know refilling the ice tray takes all of 15 seconds but it is still objectively one of the most painful household tasks

[Buffalo Women's Soccer @UBWomensSoccer]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

The Bulls are ranked No. 33 in the @NCAASoccer RPI rankings!

Buffalo is the only @MACSports school in the Top 100 🤘

#UBhornsUP | #WeAreOne | #CARE

[Andrea @andreaniper]

@godzilla142 @POTUS In what world should we be arming people to offer more protection? Please cite a country this has worked in. Why is it teachers’ responsibility to literally have to bear arms in order to give themselves safety?? They are here to enrich our youth, not engage in warfare.

[Andrea @andreaniper]

@godzilla142 @POTUS Are u on something extremely strong and harmful bc this take is absolutely INSANE

[Andrea @andreaniper]

@POTUS Can you do something then????????

[Andrea @andreaniper]

Can pregnant women PLEASE stop holding their belly in every photo I’m gonna lose it

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

new whip 😼

[Andrea @andreaniper]

Does the @MTA actually think they’re a viable transportation product for New Yorkers?? You are absolute garbage.

[pj @pjayevans]

95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a Kohl’s down there

[Andrea @andreaniper]

@Real_Anomalous I was in a Nissan tho 👀

[Andrea @andreaniper]

Why do the yellow cab vans always feel like they’re one speed numb away from completely falling to pieces

[Andrea @andreaniper]

@aholanda18 Hahahahahahahahhha fuck me

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity

[Andrea @andreaniper]

Both Ubers I’ve been in today have had clocks that are exactly 10 mins fast. Did we set the clocks ahead 10 mins? What is happening

[Andrea @andreaniper]

My Lyft driver just sprayed straight up Lysol on his hands and rubbed it in as if it was hand sanitizer…. Should I be concerned

[Andrea @andreaniper]

Genuinely not even salty but the amount that this is one of my exes is absolutely hilarious