Andreas Wood

andreasmwood on instagram, Andreas Wood on Tribel

[Andreas Wood @andreaswood]

Welp, guess it’s official.

Have fun with your new toy, Elon. But I suspect you’ll grow bored with it fairly quickly and I sure hope it costs you!

Whatever Twitter is or was, I’m not interested in participating in anything that might further enrich it’s new owner.

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@JudiciaryGOP As opposed to what?

Partisan fact-checkers???

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Since when do Republicans care about literacy scores?

Seriously though, replacing thousands of aging school buses with cleaner, more efficient and, most importantly, SAFER, school buses is a win for America and her kids.

Only a fool would claim otherwise.

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ @StateDept @RepAndyBiggsAZ doing the important work for Arizonans that they undoubtedly sent him to Congress to do. 🙄

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@cutandswing @JoJoFromJerz Been running my own business for almost 20 years. But thanks for the unsolicited advice.

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@cutandswing @JoJoFromJerz Sorry, you (or your friend) are going to have to rephrase that question in English.

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@cutandswing @JoJoFromJerz Since you seem to be impugning her intelligence:

You do realize that employees are considered a cost, which are deducted from revenues prior to reporting profit.

Translation: your tweet is nonsense.

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@joncoopertweets Of course he does. But he won’t get it.

Because it is in the media’s best interest to convince both sides that the other is winning. The tighter the race the better.

Advertising costs for a single senate seat are running into hundreds of millions of dollars. Follow the $$$

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@laurenboebert Humbled?

The tale of Icarus comes to mind.

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@JudiciaryGOP @HillaryClinton Laugh it up, Gymbo. She’s already gotten so much further than you ever will… AND, I’m betting she’s going to have the last laugh.

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@RexChapman It’s attached to his brain.

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@MysterySolvent B.J. McSeconds

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@AnnCoulter Yikes! Comedy is definitely not your thing, Suggest you stick with being an inane and shitty pundit.

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@AnnCoulter The word “presidential” lost all meaning with TFG.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr The entire Trump clan (with the exception of Mary) are babbling morons, with daddy leading the charge.
The difference here is Fetterman recently had a stroke… what’s your excuse Junior?

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@LV_Libertarian @aintist @AHangryDemocrat @AoDespair How were the schools paid for?

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@DrOz Why does Dr. Oz keep tweeting in third person?

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@julie_kelly2 And who would you point to as the best representative of the Republican Party?

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@JimmyKimmelLive @Ariel_Comedy She killed!

And she gets bonus class points for not even mentioning the beer can.

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@bruce_arthur @RexChapman Been watching my mom slowly slipping away to Dementia over the past few years and this video breaks me.