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[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”

[AWelshGuy @prowelshguy]

Hey anyway I get hard like super easy. Why don’t you come over and make it hard?

[Jdawg🐶 ( COMISSIONS open) 3/5 @467Doggo]

When shawty gives me her period cramps but i lowkey tank that

[Narcissist @SanguineDescent]

just had a stroke of penius

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[sim @thrtysvnth]

seven-time piston cup champion and seven-time formula 1 champion reunion day

[Yohanan IRNSD @yohananironside]

The internet lowkey fell off, you used to be able to play games on the Cartoon Network website

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙮 @whotfisoli]

my water bottle watching me leave without it again

[Never Goon @NeverGoon]

You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige

[⊹ @bforesuns]

walkuationship

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

it’s cause ur always on that damn spectrum

[jay @dicaprioburner]

“Do you wanna watch a mov-“

Me asf:

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

maybe im getting migraines bcs im spiderman

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Yeah I'll get the uhhh what I deserve

[tasman @lildorothy_]

just checked the forecast and there's a 90% chance of yay #yay

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[amino_acid @aminowo_acid]

big fan of these

[🪷 @nolkou]

how i be lately