Andrés Barreto

You’ll find me coding, traveling, or eating like there’s no tomorrow. Can I interest you in some bilingual nonsense?

bsky:

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Gym progress is weird.
You look the same every day... until one
random Tuesday.

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

always flirt like she's your ex-wife and you're trying to win her back.

[Middle Class Mr Burns @MrBurnsLovesYou]

The masculine urge to own equipment for situations that will never occur.

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Acabas de pedir una pizza. Pones Mewtwo vs Mew en la tele. No hay clases mañana, a tus papás no les importa si te desvelas... Es una noche perfecta tienes 37 años, casi 39, el año es 2026

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[• @yducknow]

my body her choice

[Dave Collum @DavidBCollum]

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an ipad

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐲✞︎ @montero_997]

iforgotaholic.

[𝓝 @benignsin]

Tomorrow isn’t promised we need to flirt today

[michigan chiller @rubysapphrald]

it was kind of hilarious finding out hell’s kitchen is like not even a full square mile

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

“there’s no way she was flirting with me, she was just being friendly”

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but today is not Sunday.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

a silhouette of two people fighting would've made this legendary

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.

[Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk]

If you love someone let them sleep