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[andresmpayan @andresmpayan]

@andrewjclare I would love WhatsApp to let me edit the contact photos, then it would be perfect! It’s the only thing that I still love about iMessage over WhatsApp

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

This #PrideMonth, let's celebrate diversity and unity and spread love and acceptance. Together, we can make the world a kinder place for all. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Star Wars @starwars]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou! We've got some of the fun ways you can celebrate Star Wars Day 2023 including watching Young Jedi Adventures and Visions. https://t.co/vW3kEJYxwg

[NASA @NASA]

Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.

Happy #StarWarsDay. And #MayThe4thBeWithYou.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Drag Shows don’t kill kids.
Books don’t kill kids.
Green m&m’s don’t kill kids.
Big Bird doesn’t kill kids.
AP courses, don’t kill kids.
Learning history, doesn’t kill kids.
Dolly Parton’s & Miley Cyrus rainbow song, doesn’t kill kids.

Fucking guns are the #1 killer of kids.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[andresmpayan @andresmpayan]

@joshuatopolsky @jason_blum Great podcast but way too many commercials, almost half of the runtime is commercials 👎👎

[CNN @CNN]

No, this photo doesn't portray one of the new creatures on HBO's "House of the Dragon," or an outtake from a horror movie. It's an award-winning close-up photo of ... an ant. https://t.co/dsRP63I4CU

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I detect a distinct lack of Truss in the British government today.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If the multiverse is real, I wonder if a universe exists where dreams are real and reality is an illusion.

[Joanna Stern @JoannaStern]

Classic Apple playbook right here:

- Take away thing we all use and love
- Watch everyone cry and complain and cry more
- Add thing back right when people have stopped the crying and complaining

[Juan Abel @JuanAbelG]

Voten por el que quieran pero eso de ir con la camiseta de la Selección por favor no.

[Erika  @ExploreCosmos_]

If you blended all 7.88 billion ppl on Earth into a fine goo (density of a human=985 kg/m3, average human body mass=62 kg), you would end up with a sphere of human goo just under 1 km wide. This is a visualization of how that would look like in Central Park.

© reddit/kiwi2703

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Send me a script.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Happy Pride Month, to all who celebrate. And to those that don’t, what are you waiting for? It’s a month for love, respect, diversity and inclusion! So sparkle it up a bit and join in the festivities. Oh, and tell Ron DeSantis he can suck it.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Ban assault rifles, not books.

Regulate firearms, not women’s bodies.

Protect kids, not lobbyists.

[George Koroneos 🗿🍹 @GLKCreative]

In celebration of all the awesome Pixel news coming out of @Google I/O, we're giving away three Pixel 6 Pros courtesy of Verizon. Simply retweet this tweet and follow @InsideVerizon for a chance to score one. I'm picking three followers at random tomorrow at 5pm ET. #TeamPixel

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you are filling a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-full. If you are emptying a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-empty.

No need to invoke your emotional state.

[andresmpayan @andresmpayan]

@TMobile @Tesla #TMobileTeslaTuesdays + #contest.