Andrew Nelson

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[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

On this day 10 years ago Britney spears was hospitalized following a 3 hour custody dispute at her LA home. In ten years Britney went from paparazzi pariah to being one of the highest paid musicians of 2017. What will you achieve in 10 years? 😊 #GoalsOf2028

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

How do I remove the ads from my keyboard @SwiftKey

I do not need to backup my keyboard. The ad reappears every time I open my keyboard. The x only closes the ad for the session.

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@FlameBossSmokes is there a way to see the status of flame boss cloud services? My decide is fast blinking and I can't tell whether the issue is in my side of the flame boss side of the socket

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@HomeDepot @HomeDepot please tell your dev team that + is a valid character in an email address. Until you do, I can't order my light switches 😔

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

The @HomeDepot app is absolute garbage

What do you mean "Email address is invalid"? You just verified it with a confirmation code. Also, the online order dialog doesn't ask me for an email address so I'm not sure why it would even be checking here

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

Someone please make one of those "they played us for fools" memes about pdf

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@wirecutter was the article for "The 3 Best Robot Mops of 2024" taken down?

Both these links go to the vacuum-mop combo article. I cannot find the article for standalone Mops on the website

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

Does @carbonfreeslo do tree-planting events in SLO? Where volunteers plant thousands of young trees over a weekend? I want to volunteer for one of those. I wish slo had more trees

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@NYTGames caterpillars should not be eating salami! One of your recent games is dispensing worrisome dietary advice 😢

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@SnkOilSalesman Do you remember Amazon dash buttons? They were physical wifi-connected buttons that would order something every time you press them

Like in the commercial, they kept a dash button in the fridge and pressed it whenever they were out of milk

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@VEXRobotics missing my cats while at #FIRSTChamps #firstinshow #firstchamp

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@SnkOilSalesman Do you have a collection of "Jesus was seen" parody videos because that's my current obsession

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@JonathanDLilley "hey Google, get me on 101 north"

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@mickyninaj_ Filming anyone in public is already kinda creepy but especially in a gym it's extra yucky 😔

I think we gotta un-normalize filming in public

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@MagpieOfficial How do I buy the base "Root" game? All I see on your website are extensions to the game

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@gay_goths I've had grandmas with more teeth than Stewart

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

Ten push-ups for every line your patch adds to the go.mod

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

Don't forget to change your fingerprint every year for security purposes

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

So I've been trying different hair loss treatments on my left and right cheeks because I wanted to see which treatment would help me grow sideburns

And now I've got one sideburn

#sufferingFromSuccess

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

It's push-up-tember. Do not dare SPEAK to me until you've done your push-ups 😤

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

This is super shitty. I wish we as consumers had a better way to report issues like this. You are teaching people to ignore provenance issues when handing out personal information.

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

@DignityHealth your bill pay flow is horribly designed and any security-literate consumer would assume that it was a scam. You are teaching people to ignore legitimate security concerns because that's the only way to pay hospital bills

[Andrew Nelson @andrew2nelson]

The "official" patient portal at https://t.co/acKf8ckKCx has no way to look up what bills I need to pay. How can I verify when I get bills in the mail that these are legitimate and that the mail actually came from dignity?