I have realized that Twitter is unhealthy for me because it exposes me to idiocy (causing me sinful pride), competence (cause of envy), and mediocrity (why look at it). This is also true of the world and life. Therefore, I am announcing that I do not plan to change my behavior
though it is a very interesting topic there is fortunately no requirement in law or custom that we all predict, debate, and conclusively determine the fate of social conservatism in the republican party within the next six hours
Imagine a little baby from today in 40 years saying “Look, kid, I grew up with Donald trump as president and,” then imagine what the next thing they said would be, how unhinged and insane, what a world
we are so brainfucked from explainer-ing “bloogaloo” and “pizza storm” and “ok hand sign” idiot codes that we cannot crack the devious shibboleth of “defund the police”
Everybody has so much cardboard to make signs because we were all ordering Amazon packages non-stop during social distancing and that is called “cause and effect”