AJCS

Bloody Beaker folk. Coming over here, rowing up the Tagus Estuary from the Iberian Peninsula in improvised rafts. Basically doing the same in Hong Kong.

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@HubSpot Hi - I clicked the link through your site to book a meeting. I've had two meetings booked with 'Ryan Dury', and twice, no one has shown up. Such a waste of my time. I've only got one simple question to ask. Would you be able to answer it, or have a direct dial of someone

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@noah_bloedel @mattvanswol I'm a graphic designer. Do not study graphic design. Walk away from that. Study maths or economics if you have that sort of mind.

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

Pretty sure I could outrun this on foot!

#cheungchau

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@amasad I'm about 6 months into it and am about 2 months away from launching. I'll keep you posted! Patience is the key. Try not to do everything in one big exciting lump.

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@TrungTPhan Batshit. They just need 5 extra customers per day. That's surely easier than all this AI bullshit. Just poach from other coffee shops using better deals and service. Or am I missing something that Starbucks has that others dont

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@amasad Hey - What would be super cool with the Replit Edit function would be if you could crop the boundaries of a box; drag and manipulate them to get them exactly where you need them to sit. Also the ability to edit colours from an old-fashioned palette picker.

[Dwarkesh Patel @dwarkesh_sp]

Does everyone secretly feel that if you went back you to college now, you could learn so much faster, better, and deeper? And that your 18 year old self kinda wasted the opportunity?

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@SoVeryBritish I got in the lift at New Scotland Yard with the Commissioner many moons ago. He was talking to a colleague about how his weight kept going up and down. I piped up with 'that's because you're in a lift'. Queue awkward silence. Still makes me cringe.

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@Adobe Hi - How can I speak with a human? I'm caught in an infinite loop on your website. Thanks

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@robprogressive @SpencerKingham When I used to work as civil staff in the Met, we found out it cost 70 quid to get a new key cut so we went down the road to Timsons and paid for it ourselves.

[Serena @al_serenad]

Gets us every year 💀

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@sijlalhussain Z

[Phil Alampi @PhilAlampi1]

@sh_reya “Perfect! I found the issue!” - fails

“Perfect! I found the issue!” - fails

“Perfect! I found the issue!” - works and creates a new problem

Me: 👀🙄

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Fuck sake. I'm literally just writing a Word document and saving it to my hard drive. STOP ASKING ME TO USE YOUR SHITTY AI AND YOUR SHITTY CLOUD SERVICE. Why is this decades old basic task such a fucking chore now? It's broiling my shit.

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@Napalm02 @BackpirchCrew I'll be posting from my balcony...

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@Schreiberland

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

Do you recognise this place @Schreiberland?!

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@Schreiberland Your dad once ripped up his neighbour's tree and dragged it into his own garden after a few beers...

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

@financedystop Whenever I go back to the UK on holiday I buy and then resell a car as opposed to renting one as its a third if the price and a lot more fun. Here's my 23 year old Renault from this trip. Owned it for a month and a half. Did nearly 4k miles in that time. New buyer was happy!

[AJCS @andrew_spires]

Bold paint job there. #cartwitter