Andrew Human

CEO of the Loeries

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@JoburgMPD @Abramjee @CityofJoburgZA @CoJPublicSafety @GP_CommSafety @GTP_Traffstats @KabeloGwamanda @MTshwaku @PublicSafetyMMC @SAPoliceService Vehicles are illegally parked every day along Baker St, corner Oxford Ave, Rosebank, causing massive congestion. Why does JMPD not act?

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@JoburgMPD please explain where all the JMPD officers are? As taxpayers, we are paying their salaries but I rarely see them, except at roadblocks where they are shaking people down for money. They don’t manage parking violators and they don’t man robots. What are they all doing?

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@Migzzzz @Nedbank We have the same problem with our payment devices. Told it’s a nedbank issue. Why no information, no support?

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@Kittykaboom03 @NCRCorporation We have the same issue. No answer as to why the system is down and no support.

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@NetstarSA I have had the worse experience with you. Device not working, cannot get support and now cannot even get anyone to answer the phone as I attempt to cancel my contract.

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@Vodacom @Vodacom111 I’m desperate. I have called so many times, spoken to so many people. I was just on hold for 15 minutes then transferred to the wrong person. I have been a loyal Red customer for many years and it seems nobody in your company wants to retain my account. Help!

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@CityPowerJhb Melrose Estate power went off at 6:15 as per load shedding schedule but has not come back on at 8:30

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@TAKEALOT Your system debited me twice and created two orders instead of one. I called and was told “the machine is now in charge” and nothing could be done. Really?

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@CityPowerJhb there is no power in Rosebank / Melrose Estate since 2am.

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@Uber_Support I contacted UberEATS in South Africa to connect my restaurant. Your rep initially replied and said it would take 2 days to get set up. She promised me a contract that same day. Since then she has gone radio silent and is not replying to any emails. Please advise?

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

Nobody understands the extent of my oppression.

It isn’t easy identifying as lactose intolerant when you have no digestive problems whatsoever.

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@FNBSA I just sat on hold for 12 minutes after which the phone went dead

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@FNBSA I am a business customer of yours with Speedpoint facilities. Your customer support has completely collapsed and I cannot reach anyone for assistance despite multiple attempts. What is going on?

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@jarredcinman “Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.”

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@pepemarais I think the name “non profit “ is causing some confusion here. Non profit companies simply have no shareholders - it does not mean they should be run without good financial management.

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@jarredcinman https://t.co/3sG6SoSgqX

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@Anatinus Must be winter

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@MashJR_Thapelo @Rofhiwa_kanike @CapitecBankSA Capitec Remote Banking not working two days in a row?

[Andrew Human @AndrewMHuman]

@jarredcinman Thanks Jarred