*Names of footballers starting with K*
My girlfriend: “Kaka”
Me: “Kantona”
Her 6’2” gay best friend: “But Cantona starts with a ‘C’?”
I caught that bastard
Every loss, every disappointment I will be there.
Your pain will be my daily bread.
Your tears will quench the thirst of me and my generations.
Your shame will bring me immense pride.
You’ve made an enemy in me.