andreas

[andreas @androidsen]

I have no words.

[andreas @androidsen]

ugh this pay phone doesn't even have twitter or anything smh

[andreas @androidsen]

pour out some coffee for my homies

[Aaron Blitzstein @AaronBlitzstein]

I never want to go to a bar where everybody knows my name.

[andreas @androidsen]

...and injustice for all.

[andreas @androidsen]

Never judge a book by its cover. Except for this one. Let's see, "The...Bible"? No pictures or anything? 0/10. Wouldn't recommend.

[andreas @androidsen]

Tribal tattoos are a great way of letting people know your mom huffed paint thinner during her pregnancy

[andreas @androidsen]

26/M/trapped in spacetime

[andreas @androidsen]

Sharon Osbournes dog has a twitter account. It has no tweets, and twice as many followers as me.

[andreas @androidsen]

#hashtags

[andreas @androidsen]

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

[andreas @androidsen]

the more you know who you are and what you want the less you let things upset you

[ceej @ceejoyner]

They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.

[andreas @androidsen]

If you overhear someone mentioning how 'the worst thing ever happened the other day', feel free to remind them of the holocaust.

[andreas @androidsen]

fuck what you heard, i know what i said

[wint @dril]

fat nude man in guy fawkes mask sucked up by jet engine while doing jumping jacks on runway. the olympics have been cancelled in his honor

[andreas @androidsen]

embrace the past. the choices you have already made define you a lot more than the ones you have yet to make.

[andreas @androidsen]

If at first you don't succeed, kill everyone you ever told you were going to try.