Andreas J.

#vr #xr, #ttrpg #dnd #roll20 enthusiast.
🇬🇧 🇫🇮 🇸🇪 he/him

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

JD Vance killed the Woke Pope, only for a new, Woker Pope to take his place

[The Emergent New Man 🇪🇪 @KeyedCorbusier]

Broke: Romanized English
Woke: re-Germanized English
Bespoke: Finnicized English

[Matthew “Movies” Thomason @ThomasonTown]

FYI, DuckDuckGo not only allows you to totally disable AI summaries but also allows you to filter out AI images.

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Google will fix this as soon as @justjake escalates to the proper support channel, which for Google remains "the front page of Hacker News."

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

ME: fuck, this spreadsheet is going to be unreadable

ENENTARZI (Sumerian accountant whose soul is imprisoned in my Excel program): O great scribe, by the blessing of Nadu, perhaps a pivot table?

ME: hey thanks man

ENENTARZI: Truly this afterlife is a wondrous and blessed one

[taoki @justalexoki]

zoomers are inventing meditation from first principles

[D.L. Campanile @DLCampanile]

The state of our entire modern IT infrastructure, explained as a magic system.

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

whoever was the genius who removed sorting videos by date uploaded in the youtube search should be held down and beat with the dull side of a machete

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Trump: should I nuke Iran?

Oracle of Delphi: a great civilization will die if you do.

Trump: good enough for me!

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

30 years ago Spitting Image dared to broadcast the truth about Israel.

Now no one dares.

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Well well how the turns have tabled

[slovborg @n00rdung]

gamers who install too many mods are not just a modern phenomenon

[Harmony Ginger @Gingerblast]

the audience was always there

[Dr Rob @rob_heighton]

I'm crying bro, people are using The Machine That Arranges Words In Very Plausible Orders for serious applications and then ending up surprised when the plausible arrangements of words aren't always actual truth

[Weekend Warrior ☝️🐉🏆🐏 @wwarrior_1]

"the more complicated the magic system the funnier it is when someone pulls out a gun"

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

hungry ghost trapped in a jar

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

american craftsmanship is declining. 20 years ago, if you wanted to manufacture a reason for a war, you had to make a map and do a little presentation at the UN. now you just say anything.

[vani 🕷️ @shittyshiv]

he’s real as fuck idk this is exactly how i’d respond