Andy Sperfslage

Raiser of kids, cows, and corn

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@JerodMcDaniel How about they keep their money, and stop paying out high crp rates. I'll make more heifers, and you dont have to give me a dollar. Just need the gov to stop outbidding us on land.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@emmsouthdakota If it's daily use, own the most reliable equipment you can afford. Good chance at their age an off the farm job is needed. Need to be on the clock earning garaunteed money, not wrenching on a bargain skidloader everyday.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@CattleParker If men chose who they slept with using the same discretion, we would all be better off.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@BrianKelchen @KCRG_FirstAlert 2" hail is overrated.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@mbacowboy @TravisDMaddock Twins/breech complications exist at some rate, be it small, that even an experienced cow can't handle. Unless you prescribe to the, if she dies calving she can't pass those issues on, way of thinking. Then you can honestly say you assist 0%

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@GoddessofGrain We are all jerks until squared up our sin and mortality problem. It took George "dying" to learn it.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@IowaAggie10 🙋‍♂️ paper cut on eye ball? Certainly has to be a story behind this....

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@rjfran23 @HuskerFarm So they pull the prime CRP acres back into production when it's most profitable, lowest risk, then back into CRP in a couple years when it all crashes and farm the mailbox?

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@josephring4 Have to get them cab corners full of slush and a hard freeze, keeps the drafts down.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@jerodmcdaniel She's tired boss

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@jerodmcdaniel I've never had the best of luck with that particular brand of holster, hate to plug Deere, but the ones they sell there are the best I've found.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@josephring4 @iceageprepping @jerodmcdaniel You not buyin e-snog and atmospherical heavy metal interference? Rookie

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@DolanPig @HarvestTrader "Good Irish whiskey" is there such a thing? 😉

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@DolanPig I'd vote for calling him directly and asking wtf instead of the passive aggressive approach, but that's just me.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@CarlDodge If I were to kill a snake there would be no discernible piece left of which to tie with.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@Hammertime285 Likely throw it away in a couple months when they realize how stupid that was and damn, 400 rolls of shitter paper takes up alot of space.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@RingMichaelJ Which one did you get?

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@RingMichaelJ Looks like a big enough bolt, maybe drill and tap as big as possible left hand threads, run a left handed bolt in there, also flood that unit with Kroil. The oil the creeps. Look it up, good stuff.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@jerodmcdaniel Competition. Same as any other business.

[Andy Sperfslage @andy_sperfslage]

@JasonSauer5 We'll keep him fat for ya!