Andy Carges

Once upon a time I traveled. Now I doom-scroll.

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

It should always be 70+ on Halloween imo

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@johnnykuo Hoping to steal one with fat joe wasn’t wise

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

I first read this as the Buffalo Bills 50-50 raffle

[MJ @morganisawizard]

it’s crazy watching people debate whether they’ll split bills 50-50 when they’re married, or split proportional to income.

what happened to two becoming one and married couples pooling their salaries into a shared household income? is this no longer the norm?

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@johnnykuo @augietoast

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@PizzaLogGrilla I’ve never known you to tweet mid game

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@PizzaLogGrilla Insanely terrible clock management there. Josh was also bad.

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@killabstingz @JeepQ He’s always had sick flow

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@BrettKollmann @JeremyWGR Just completely ripping off the Bills who have been shitposting after wins for years.

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@ASchatzNFL I can’t wait to see this

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

I don’t want Kyle Hendricks to not be a Cubs pitcher anymore.

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

One of my four favorite sports nights of the year. See you in December (probably November if we’re lucky)

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The Boston Red Sox have been eliminated from Postseason contention

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

A logical guy says there are 32 teams in the NFL. 🧠

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@johnnykuo your day 3 mid-day coachella nap is pretty consistent.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

everybody eats.

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@PizzaLogGrilla @zubazshorts ice cube a touch higher here. I believe we have a new pic!

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Anthony Rizzo receives a standing ovation in his first at-bat back at Wrigley along with his walk-out song “intoxicated” 😭

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@AlexCelebs What….?

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@TonyAmbrose Hyde will come back - he's just skipping training camp. Missed you out there today!

[Andy Carges @andycarges]

@BrianKoperski @Carges550

[Daily Random Cub @DailyRandomCub]

On this date in random Cub history:

July 25, 2015

Cole Hamels no hits the Cubs. This is the first time the Cubs were no hit since 1965.