Andy Simmons

Christian ✝️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Imps 🔴⚪ Balding Ginger 👨‍🦰

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@SnowMartyn @ThorneGo This is your second reply (on this platform) rejecting the BBC's reporting of you making an accusation of witchcraft against Jay. Are you inviting us to presume that one, or all, of Jay, Aleem or Steve have lied about this then?

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@oldenoughtosay When he found out about the rooftop tour after the service, my son was livid with me that we had already left to get home...he's still cross about it if I mention it to this day!

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@oldenoughtosay It is - good spot!

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@oldenoughtosay Oh no, you've collected more chaos to yourself! Can't imagine that's helpful when carrying a large froglet around 😢

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@oldenoughtosay Oh I absolutely realised it was the combination of boobs and location, as opposed to just the location itself! Did our mutual gremlin friend keep you off the roof?

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@oldenoughtosay I know that's only tangentially what you were celebrating!

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@oldenoughtosay Well there's an instantly recognisable interior!

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

Well the Red Arrows seem to think It's Coming Home!

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@mthr_jo Sorry to hear this, but delighted to see a Cabin Pressure reference!

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@mthr_jo Excellent news - congratulations (I think) Mother Jo!

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

Deeply disappointed it's come to this, but there's no way I can justify to myself voting for this party any longer if this is their official position. I've absolutely had it with trans people being used as fodder in the tiresome culture wars shite.

[Eleanora (Stats for Lefties) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer says that trans women should be banned from women-only spaces.

Asked if trans women (even those with GRCs) have the right to use women's spaces, Starmer said: "No. They don’t have that right. They shouldn’t".

(Via The Times)

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@MissElizabethCT @LeanneWood Also this Gen Xer, who's voted Labour for over 20 years now. I think it's the final straw for me. Lovely to see that the Bot family have turned up in the replies 🙄

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@oldenoughtosay This is my son's favourite village signpost on the A1.

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@oldenoughtosay Ah, I've just seen it already mentioned - doh!

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@oldenoughtosay We've plenty of daft names to choose from in Lincolnshire, but this is a personal favourite which I haven't seen yet mentioned: Mavis Enderby!

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@JayHulmePoet Fucking hell mate, you've been putting in some serious gym hours 💪That's some impressive gains! Do they not do gym linen/tweed in earthy tones, though?

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

FAO @beansaladpod
@benpartridge @HenryPaker @mrmikewozniak Welcome to The Flightless Bird Zone!
https://t.co/BmoTqIXN0E

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@JayHulmePoet Love it when plants get a little toe hold in the tiniest and least hospitable looking of spots. I'm thinking it might be Thale Cress... and here's a link about it local to you! (it is apparently edible, but I've never tried it)
https://t.co/o5OH3OtKco

[Andy Simmons @andyimpsimmons]

@RevThomasSander Hope you get to hear Le Grand Orgue!