Andrew

Number cruncher!

[Immigrate With Ammy @AmmyWith]

Germany🇩🇪 will let you move there to look for a job with no job offer and no employer sponsor.

It's called the Opportunity Card, and in 2026 it's one of the easiest legal routes into Europe for skilled workers.

Here's exactly how it works.

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month.
Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive.

Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k

Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually.
Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues.

Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

“𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.”

— 𝘙𝘶𝘮𝘪

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

When the world first reported on camera phones back in 2001

[BookMania @iam_nyakoi]

Fixing a man who reads books by Dostoevsky,Friedrich Nietzsche,George Orwel,Sylvia Plath,Albert Camus,Franz Kafka and Murakami is not going to be easy.

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Happy birthday to the Cisse nonuplets, who turn five today! 🥳

On 4 May 2021, nine children were born to Halima Cisse (Mali) in the Ain Borja clinic in Casablanca, Morocco. This is the first known incidence of nonpulets surviving birth.

[CNN @CNN]

The moringa tree, known as the “miracle tree”, is one of the most nutrient-dense plants on the planet and is prized for its healing qualities. It also has another huge benefit, according to new research: it’s excellent at removing microplastics from water. https://t.co/7brn5FoLIA

[Juma Wickama @wickama]

Kuswaga ngombe malishoni hakulipi. Eka moja ya majani ya Pakchong 1 au Super Napier inalisha (zero grazing) ngombe wa maziwa zaidi ya 10 kwa mwaka COMFORTABLY. Mbegu za Super Napier zinauzwa. Wabane maafisa mifugo.

[MY NAME IS MY NAME 🇺🇸🪮 @ctreid89]

How to make Human Resources nervous.

[zeusblxck @zeusblxckthe1st]

Anyone who said a Raptor is better than a Hilux, here you go then??🤔

[Eric @amerix]

VIEWER DISCRETION!

As promiscuous women continue to insult me, here is a video by Raphael Tuju.

It is called THE SILENT EPIDEMIC,

It was a popular IEC (Information, Education and Communication) tool in the 90s and 00s promoting behaviour change and sensitising the public about Sexually Transmitted Infections.

Just like the 90s, a lot of young men today have become reckless and indiscriminate in the sex market.

Promotional sexual health messages have since been erased in our public institutions (Schools, colleges and hospitals), leaving an awareness gap that is silently predisposing young people to HIV/AIDS and STDs.

Young men engage in risky sexual behaviours, oblivious to the consequences of their choices.

This video is just 18 minutes, and it will save your life.

CHANGE or PERISH

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

The difference is that a fat man knows that he’s fat. When we call our fat male friend names like biggie, opom, they answer, they also joke with it.

A fat man will write “young biggie” at the back of his newly purchased jersey. Most fat men know it’s time to hit the gym. Fat men know the reality, they embrace it, they live with it.

Now you see fat women, they create different phrases to keep being delusional. Names like, body positivity, plus-size, chubby. When in reality we all know that there’s nothing positive about being fat, we all know how dangerous it is to the health.

Hit the gym today, Fatty

[SikilizaTogolani @SikilizaTogolan]

"Wanawake na wanaume tunaona na kutafsiri tofauti dhana, maneno, ishara na vitendo. Kuwa na rafiki walau mmoja wa jinsia tofauti ambaye unaweza kuwa muwazi kwake, ukacheua mambo yakikuelemea na akakusaidia kuelewa na kutafsiri lugha ya ishara na mafumbo kwa jicho la jinsia yao."

[SikilizaTogolani @SikilizaTogolan]

"Unapoaminiwa na kupewa jukumu ni fursa ya wewe pia kujiamini. Wanaokuaminia wamekiona ndani yako kile ambacho pengine wewe hujakiona." ~Togolani Mavura.

[mide 🎯 @mhidxe]

“What it feels like scalping gold”

If you don’t plan your exits well you leave with nothing.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

“To influence the masses, aim first at the least intelligent.”

[Market Rebellion @RebellioMarket]

Steve Jobs Understood Stock Options On A Level Most CEO'S Still Don't Understand: