andy o'brien

[andy o'brien @andyobdoh]

@alexandrakuri Isn’t this the plot of the simpsons ‘you only move twice’?

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@alreadytaken74 Or Charlie’s new bird

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@BBC_TopGear Skidding Porsches Really? What next hyper car drag races? No one’s interested in this shit!! Now a guide to buying budget SUV’s thats what the people want!!

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@FootyScran @ManUtd Is that before or after you ate it?

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@JohnWare4th @HillaryClinton Dude 3rd in literally has one in his hands

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Nikita Mazepin. You fucking retard. Go and race in Russia on your own. You’d still lose.

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@harrismonkey Jean Paul Gaultier has got skills

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@DRIVETRIBE Certainly not @PaddyMcGuinness

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@MrMichaelSpicer Danger mouse

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@DRIVETRIBE Many poos shot out of my ainye

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

[andy o'brien @andyobdoh]

@andyneedham2 @harrismonkey @collectingcars_ @nickygrist Is this it? https://t.co/WJcCwMAMAp

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Can this Limerick man please do all the governments social distancing announcements from now on?

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@FakeTMay @DRIVETRIBE Not a field of wheat?

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@Mullies @Dookie3000 A God Damn Men! Aint Nobody Walking Into McDonalds n Ordering 20 Chicken Mc New Gars!!

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. https://t.co/gSjPY8WjKL

[James @Jimbobaroo]

And so, dear reader I had a shit in the sink.

[andy o'brien @andyobdoh]

@BBC_TopGear @flintoff11 @harrismonkey @PaddyMcGuinness Why isn’t Harris in the middle? Please tell me he isn’t being sidelined for these two planks?!