Andy Smith

Programme Director at an advertising agency. Love food, running, and tech.

[Colchester Labour @ColchesterLab]

Pam Cox elected as the new Labour MP for Colchester. The first woman to ever represent Colchester and the first Labour MP elected since 1945.

An historic moment. It’s time now to serve the people of Colchester and the country.

[sylvia jackson @seasylvia2005]

People saying Starmer is boring. It's not #BritainsGotTalent I want boring. I want normality. I want services. I want clean rivers, I want an ambulance to turn up if I need one. I want honesty and integrity. Some people are so thick. It's an election not an audition. 14 years...

[Andy Smith @andysmith113]

@BladeoftheS Fingers crossed then!

[Rt Hon Sir Peter Mannion MP @MatthewHawxe]

🙄😬

[Colchester Labour @ColchesterLab]

It’s time for change

This time vote Labour 🌹

[Andy Smith @andysmith113]

@greateranglia So to confirm you’ll reimburse the £180 Uber cost back to Colchester?

[Andy Smith @andysmith113]

@greateranglia 22:30 LST to COL zero announcements for almost an hour. Are we supposed to wait on the train all night?

[Andy Smith @andysmith113]

@ColchChronic A virtual universe is probably the only one in which he’ll be our next MP 😂

[Leighton Smart 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @SmartLeighton]

My mortgage has gone up £5200 a year. Shopping up £1200 a year. Energy up £1500 a year. Do you really think a lousy £450 a year tax cut is suddenly going to make me vote @Conservatives ?

#GeneralElection2024
#Budget24
#ToryBrokenBritain

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

It’s not Labour who don’t get it, Sunak thinking that divisive, cruel, illegal performative Rwanda bullshit is a priority when the country is in tatters, proves that those racist toffs “don’t get” Britain.

We have the polls to prove it. Deserved electoral annihilation incoming.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Horrible phrases:

Let’s touch base in the new year
Let’s circle back in the new year
Let’s park this until the new year

A more honest phrase:

Look it’s been a long 2023 and I’m really very tired. I’m sure we both don’t particularly want to start any new work before Christmas. If you absolutely have to, send me an email around 12th January (please god don’t email me on the 2nd January, I won’t warm to that at all) and we’ll perhaps chat about it then.

[Andy Smith @andysmith113]

Cycle lanes through the middle of the Funan shopping centre in Singapore

[Andy Smith @andysmith113]

@ColchChronic He’s clearly upset the Gazette 🤣🤣

[Andy Smith @andysmith113]

@WeAreOpenreach @BTCare Acceptable parking from your engineers? Sod anyone in a wheelchair, with a pushchair or on foot, your engineer thinks it’s fine for us to go out of our way so he doesn’t have to walk?

[Andy Smith @andysmith113]

@BTCare Is this kind of parking acceptable? Fine for disabled people and pushchairs to have to go out of their way but not for your engineer to park a little further down the road without blocking a pavement?

[Andy Smith @andysmith113]

Says something about the state of Tory MPs in 2023 that I watched this twice and still wasn’t sure if this was a parody or real 😂

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

“Constituents have been writing to me …saying they don’t want to live in a bin house” -MP defends PM scrapping green pledges

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Me tackling climate change:
#RishiSunak #NetZero
#GeneralElectionNow

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Someone had to say it. Then make it. Then drink it. #NegroniWeek @AviationGin

[Andy Smith @andysmith113]

@SonicUtd @MartinGossCol It’s not. It’s a right mess, sloppy and full of tyre tracks and footprints because they did it early morning on a hot day!

[Andy Smith @andysmith113]

@MartinGossCol Let’s hope it’s a higher quality job than the pavement resurfacing they’ve done on Bergholt Road!!