Andy tbf

My name's Andy & I like to party.

[Return of the Shelf @ROTS1882]

The fact he’s sharpening the shaft says it all really.

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

‼️ Jim Ratcliffe:

🔹 Backed Brexit
🔹 Moved his tax residence to Monaco
🔹 Abandoned plans to build the British 🇬🇧 Grenadier in Wales and moved production to France
🔹 Now lectures Britain from Denmark about why the country is on the slide

And who does he blame? Immigrants and people on benefits.

The billionaires who helped hollow Britain out always point down, never at Brexit, tax flight, chronic underinvestment or their own decisions.

*Toughness* seems to mean somebody poorer paying the price.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump the “free speech warrior” just banned CNN, MSNOW, and Politico from the White House because he doesn’t like them. Any conservatives gonna speak up against this or continue to be spineless shills?

[Andy tbf @andytbf]

@LiamPaulCanning The shape of the team and press (if you can call it that) is an absolute shambles… they don’t go together as a unit, just individuals running around like headless chickens. Shocking and so easy to play through 🤦🏻‍♂️
Schooled by Brighton and Gross…

[Andy tbf @andytbf]

@RichRedVoices The players were awful too… basic things like not giving away silly free kicks and not closing down a short corner even though we had a man advantage… that isn’t on Carrick tbh.

[Jack Robinson @JackEORobinson]

Today Andy Burnham is running the Great North Run for a homeless charity he's worked with.

Farage is banking millions from crypto billionaires.

And yet apparently it's a difficult choice on who should be Prime Minister?

[Kate Wilton @KateWilton1]

I know it’s a side issue but for £35,000 you can commission a fake poll and get it published in two major newspapers? The results of which contributed to the downfall of a sitting PM. Mind blowing.

[Stormageddon @lawks1]

Unfeasibly posh public school boys taking dodgy donations in a private members club in Mayfair because they're fighting the 'establishment'. #c4news

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

White racists said stuff like this about Yusuf’s parents when they moved to the UK from Sri Lanka in the 1980s but now their son, who isn’t white, but wants the votes of white racists, is saying stuff like this about Somali immigrants.

Truly disgusting.

[HVAC Barclay @BigDickBarclay]

If I died today my family would load the dishwasher improperly tomorrow

[Andy tbf @andytbf]

@marbrit_ It’s an individual award for the best player… Arsenal were the best team with no player(s) that had a more outstanding season than Bruno individually.
Quite simple, hope this helps 👍

[Andy tbf @andytbf]

@real_shirelass 😂😂😂🤡

[Andy tbf @andytbf]

@KyleUTD01 And it’s massively overpaying for Savinho that’s brought you to this conclusion?! 🤣

[Andy tbf @andytbf]

@AdamJoseph Oh no we lost a pre season friendly… nobody gives a fuck 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Andy tbf @andytbf]

@UtdPride After a friendly pre season game 🤣🤣🤡

[Andy tbf @andytbf]

@Colin00007

[Andy tbf @andytbf]

@EvacTony @Nigel_Farage Don’t call a by-election to avoid scrutiny over your dodgy af £5m bung then, you utter donkey!! 🤡

[OldishBird @oldishbird1]

It’s the first time in 45 years that a winning MP didn’t bother to turn up to the count. Farage lied about a ‘credible threat’ - the police stated nobody was advised not to attend. The truth is he didn’t want to be photographed with the bin that won a third of the votes.

[Andy tbf @andytbf]

@lbrewer190 Thick as mince

[Andy tbf @andytbf]

@straight_batter Thick as cow shit 😂🤡