Andy Armstrong

UI Architect at Ab Initio. Family guy, father of four, and enormous movie geek.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

As accurate a description of Donald Trump as you will ever see

[Sabrina Carpenter Spotify @SpotifySC]

“this is espresso! we hope you love it coachella” and then the song of the year was born!

[Fred Krueger #BIP-110 @dotkrueger]

The median family income in the US has gone from 10K in 1971 to 55K today, a gain of 5.5x

however,

The median cost of a car has gone from 4K to 48K, an increase of 12x.

The median cost of a house has gone from 25K to 357K, an increase of 14x.

The median cost of an ivy league college has gone from 3K a year to 87K, an increase of 29x.

The average cost of healthcare per person has gone from $400 to $15,000, and increase of 37x.

Basically, the average person in the US is worse off today than in 1971. So much for "progress"

[The Editorial Board @johnastoehr]

A rapist for AG.
A spy for DNI.
A zealot for Defense.
An antivaxer for Health.
A criminal for president.

This is what Orwellian means.

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

In 31 years of age I think I’ve finally discovered the cure to depression and it’s just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump just hired him for Secretary of State

[Luke Dutch @LukeDutchh]

Americans are so mentally ill hahaha oh no not a glass of wine around kids. A bunch of guns in the house? Ye course no problem proper normal tha, just no crushed fucking grapes, too dangerous

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Appointing a guy with billions of dollars of government contracts to have this level of control over the government is perhaps the most corrupt thing in the history of the federal government. Indefensible.

[brandon* @brndxix]

no one’s saying that you just want an excuse to kiII people (again)

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

I can't figure out if vaccines work or not.

Tough one. I can see why RFK Jr is so concerned.

Need Sherlock Holmes on this one.

[Vincent Evans @VinceEvans]

BREAKING NEWS: Black voters are experiencing the same economy everyone else in America is experiencing.

And still, Black voters did their Black jobs at the voting booth.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Donald Trump’s winning message was:
- level Gaza
- the 2020 election was rigged
- they’re eating the dogs and cats
- kids go to school for gender reassignment surgery
- deport immigrants

I think it would be cool to talk about why people voted FOR that instead of shaming us.

[Rachel Charlene @RachelCharleneL]

few things more terrifying to me rn than seeing gen z boys increasingly and gleefully commenting “your body, my choice” on young women’s tiktoks

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

my bad

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

“Every American knew, or should have known. The man elected president last night is a depraved and brazen pathological liar, a shameless con man, a sociopathic criminal, a man who has no moral or social conscience, empathy, or remorse. He has no respect for the Constitution and laws he will swear to uphold, and on top of all that, he exhibits emotional and cognitive deficiencies that seem to be intensifying, and that will only make his turpitude worse. He represents everything we should aspire not to be, and everything we should teach our children not to emulate. The only hope is that he’s utterly incompetent, and even that is a double-edged sword, because his incompetence often can do as much as harm as his malevolence. His government will be filled with corrupt grifters, spiteful maniacs, and morally bankrupt sycophants, who will follow in his example and carry his directives out, because that’s who they are and want to be.”

[kae @tojisluvr]

this happened on my campus today im sick

[Governor Maura Healey @MassGovernor]

In Massachusetts, we defend civil rights.
We protect reproductive freedom.
We believe in the dignity and worth of everyone—whoever you are, wherever you’re from, whoever you love. 

That was true yesterday, it’s true today and will be true tomorrow. That’s my promise to you.

[Sean Johnson 🔥 @intentionally]

I voted for her. I think he’s a bad guy.

But if you lose the senate, house, electoral college AND popular vote, and you think the lesson is half the country is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and stupid… wrong lesson. And the same thing will likely happen in 2028.