Angry Townhall

One million strong against our SOCIALIST fire depts aka The Flamer Movement. No taxes unless YOUR house catches fire. Satire, Yes Men, Onion...

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We URGE Americans NOT to seek higher education - it is part of Obama's secret plan to TAX YOU MORE when you make more money.

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We URGE Rick Perry to also eloquently vow to cut funding to our most SOCIALIZED govt institution - America's FIRE DEPARTMENTS.

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RUMOR: Herman Cain sexual harassment accusers are undercover ACORN operatives secretly funded by VAN JONES and KIM JONG Il #fact

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"Collecting taxes for fire care is absolutely legalized robbery." -Founding Father Calvin Coolidge #teaparty #quote

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THE 5.9 EARTHQUAKE WAS WARNING FOR CONGRESS AND OBAMA TO END SOCIALIZED FIRE CARE IN AMERICA. GOVERNMENT REDTRUCKS STEP DOWN. #tcot #tlot

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We URGE Americans to help end SOCIALIZED Fire Care - We must keep all options on the table, including letting all houses burn. #tcot

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FACT: Paul Revere was not just the founding father that ended slavery, he also invented the clown painting. #tcot

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We URGE Americans to shout & ring bells & whistles to warn British about socialized fire care, JUST LIKE PAUL REVERE DID. #palin

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Those who believe in the right to Fire Care also believe in slavery. When you dial 911, you enslave yourself AND YOUR NEIGHBORS!!

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We URGE Americans to denounce our SOCIALIZED military... oh.. wait.

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"This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a socialized fire department." -T.S. Eliot #p2 #tcot

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RUMOR/FACT: Natl debt would be paid off in 2 months by paying firefighters $2.01 per hour & let them work for tips. #stopsocialism

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RUMOR/FACT: ACORN is putting hallucinogens in Wisconsin water, causing anti-union people to be pro-union. DO NOT DRINK IT.

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We URGE Americans to break up ANY bucket brigade used to fight fires (too strongly resembles a union) #Wisconsin

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RUMOR/FACT: ACORN using prostitution funds to buy stocks & artificially inflate stock market before SOTU to make Obama look good. #dow

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"A fire department big enough to extinguish your home is also big enough to burn it down and turn it into a waterpark." - John Adams

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"Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I privatized the one most traveled by, and it has made all the money." -Robert Frost

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FACT: Birds falling from sky in Alabama were killed by census-taking ACORN spy pigeons with death panel privileges. #beware

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We URGE Govt. to keep the Fire Ceiling at extinguishing only ONE fire per city per year to combat SOCIALIST overspending. #tcot

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RUMOR: Apple to announce new itunes brain-chip that secretly sends your thoughts to underground ACORN lab for "update."